Dumb, dumb & dumber
Posted: August 12, 2004 2:09 pm
I don't know whether this one has been posted yet and am too lazy to check...
Three rednecks are sitting on a porch talkin'.
1st redneck: "My wife sure is stupid... She bought an air conditioner."
2nd redneck: "Why is that stupid?"
1st redneck: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd redneck: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of thar new fangled warshin' machines!"
1st redneck: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd redneck: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd redneck: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together... I was goin' through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in there."
1st and 2nd rednecks: "Well what's so dumb about that?"
3rd redneck: "She ain't got no pecker!"
Three rednecks are sitting on a porch talkin'.
1st redneck: "My wife sure is stupid... She bought an air conditioner."
2nd redneck: "Why is that stupid?"
1st redneck: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd redneck: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of thar new fangled warshin' machines!"
1st redneck: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd redneck: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd redneck: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together... I was goin' through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in there."
1st and 2nd rednecks: "Well what's so dumb about that?"
3rd redneck: "She ain't got no pecker!"
