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popcornjack wrote:I've been saying for years that, not only am I going to hell, but that I'm driving the express bus there. Nice to know there'll be a tailgate when I get there.

there better be, you're paying off that bet with the two stumpy-legged sisters from WV about dancing...

RinglingRingling wrote:

popcornjack wrote:I've been saying for years that, not only am I going to hell, but that I'm driving the express bus there. Nice to know there'll be a tailgate when I get there.

there better be, you're paying off that bet with the two stumpy-legged sisters from WV about dancing...

As long as there's a car for me to get on top of.

All's I know is, I do NOT want to go to hell.....it's been 100 degrees here for days and when walking across a blackened parking lot at high noon, if that's just a taste of hell, I AIN'T GOIN'. ugh.

With what I have had to deal with today at work . . . I may very well already be there. Thankfully I have found this strange Portal called Buffettnews.com that allows me a window on the world.

I just spent 10 days in the TX Panhandle without a/c.
I've been to HELL

springparrot wrote:I just spent 10 days in the TX Panhandle without a/c.
I've been to HELL

I've been in Iowa for 11 years WITH air conditioning.
I'm IN hell.

citcat wrote:All's I know is, I do NOT want to go to hell.....it's been 100 degrees here for days and when walking across a blackened parking lot at high noon, if that's just a taste of hell, I AIN'T GOIN'. ugh.

I'm of the School of Thought....that Hell is actually Cold..

Snow, Ice and Wind all the time...and no way to get warm...


blech.....

Conolulu wrote:

citcat wrote:All's I know is, I do NOT want to go to hell.....it's been 100 degrees here for days and when walking across a blackened parking lot at high noon, if that's just a taste of hell, I AIN'T GOIN'. ugh.

I'm of the School of Thought....that Hell is actually Cold..

Snow, Ice and Wind all the time...and no way to get warm...


blech.....

That's a very Floridian point of view !

Wino you know wrote:

springparrot wrote:I just spent 10 days in the TX Panhandle without a/c.
I've been to HELL

I've been in Iowa for 11 years WITH air conditioning.
I'm IN hell.

((((Garry))))

springparrot wrote:((((Garry))))

OOOH, that felt good.

Conolulu wrote:

citcat wrote:All's I know is, I do NOT want to go to hell.....it's been 100 degrees here for days and when walking across a blackened parking lot at high noon, if that's just a taste of hell, I AIN'T GOIN'. ugh.

I'm of the School of Thought....that Hell is actually Cold..

Snow, Ice and Wind all the time...and no way to get warm...


blech.....

Conolulu wrote:

citcat wrote:All's I know is, I do NOT want to go to hell.....it's been 100 degrees here for days and when walking across a blackened parking lot at high noon, if that's just a taste of hell, I AIN'T GOIN'. ugh.

I'm of the School of Thought....that Hell is actually Cold..

Snow, Ice and Wind all the time...and no way to get warm...


blech.....

Well I wouldn't say..no way to get warm

I spent a week without air conditioning (fortunately it was ONLY in the low 80's for most of that time)

Now it's in the 90's, just got back from playing golf (There was an outing held by a local bar) So I had a MAJOR reprieve.

So I'm not planning on going to hell (but hopefully I don't end up there anyway )

TWO WOMEN MET IN HEAVEN
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Silvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him, but instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer--- we'd both still be alive

but our topic here is Hell, not heaven!

Snowparrot wrote:but our topic here is Hell, not heaven!

agree, that is why I moved it to the joke area, and remember I am going to heaven

docandjeanie wrote:

Snowparrot wrote:but our topic here is Hell, not heaven!

agree, that is why I moved it to the joke area, and remember I am going to heaven

sure you are wink, wink, nod,nod.

When does the handbasket leave?
I'm feeling naughty!

Snowparrot wrote:When does the handbasket leave?
I'm feeling naughty!

Weren't you on the first handbasket???? This line is for the 2nd wave of sinners.... of course, I am not one of them

I missed the basket: procrastination is one of my sins...