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Instructions on how to clean you toilet!

Posted: August 17, 2004 5:30 pm
by live2ski
1) Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2) Pick up tha cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3) In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5) Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".

6) Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7) Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8) The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9) Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely, THE DOG

Posted: August 17, 2004 5:36 pm
by Sidew13
OMG :lol:
ROTFLMAO
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: August 17, 2004 7:07 pm
by prrthd1987
As a dog lover, LOL!!!!! :lol: :lol: 8)

Posted: August 17, 2004 7:35 pm
by Lightning Bolt
As a dude who's got a cat, LOL!!!! :o :) :D :lol:

Cat is lookin' at me kinda p*** off, though
I don't dare sleep tonight....

Posted: August 18, 2004 12:25 am
by unclejohn
Well......if the cat really enjoys it :D

Posted: August 18, 2004 12:02 pm
by Margarita Will
Does it work as well using the neighbor's cat?

-=mw=-

Posted: August 18, 2004 12:19 pm
by land_shark3
I've forwarded this on to my cat-owning, vet student, fiance. I knew there was a reason people had cats! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW, I don't dare sleep either. Never get in an argument with a person who is trained to neuter animals. :o

Posted: August 18, 2004 12:35 pm
by rednekkPH
Step 8 is wrong. The only way to completely dry a cat is in the microwave.

Posted: August 18, 2004 12:37 pm
by land_shark3
rednekkPH wrote:Step 8 is wrong. The only way to completely dry a cat is in the microwave.
I was wondering why it always took so long in the oven. :roll:

Posted: August 18, 2004 2:08 pm
by sailingagain
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: August 18, 2004 3:00 pm
by redwinemaker
Didnt know my dog knew how to write...

Posted: August 18, 2004 6:10 pm
by Sidew13
land_shark3 wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:Step 8 is wrong. The only way to completely dry a cat is in the microwave.
I was wondering why it always took so long in the oven. :roll:
:evil: :evil:

Posted: August 18, 2004 6:35 pm
by prrthd1987
land_shark3 wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:Step 8 is wrong. The only way to completely dry a cat is in the microwave.
I was wondering why it always took so long in the oven. :roll:
My mom knew somebody whose four year old put their cat in the dryer :-?

Posted: August 18, 2004 9:33 pm
by ragtopW
8) 8)

Posted: August 18, 2004 9:34 pm
by ragtopW
8) 8)

Posted: August 18, 2004 9:43 pm
by bravedave
redwinemaker wrote:Didnt know my dog knew how to write...
'course they can't
(he dictated to the parrot... who also appreciates a clean toilet)

Posted: August 18, 2004 9:59 pm
by GrannaC
This whole thread is just evil. Very, very evil. All of you - jump into this handbasket right this minute. You know very well where you are going . . .

Posted: August 18, 2004 10:02 pm
by prrthd1987
Well, if a cat ever gets into the house, my dog might do this... she can lift up the toilet seat and knock it back down when she is thirsty.

Posted: August 18, 2004 10:59 pm
by LedParrotHead
*commits to memory*

:D :D :D