You Might Be a Redneck If...

Margarita Will · Post by **Margarita Will** » August 25, 2004 5:18 pm

(A guy I work with has the "You Might Be a Redneck If..." calendar and brought this one over to me...)

You Might Be a Redneck If...

...When people talk about the "Big Easy" you think they are referring to your ex-girlfriend.

I just had to share that one...

-=Margarita Will=-

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » August 25, 2004 5:57 pm

prrthd1987 · Post by **prrthd1987** » August 25, 2004 6:10 pm

You might be a redneck if you drive across town to see a car wreck

You might be a redneck if you are ever thrown out of a yard sale!

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » August 25, 2004 7:18 pm

You might be a redneck if your Mother gives you her cell number.....but shes not talking about a phone

Desdamona · Post by **Desdamona** » August 25, 2004 7:37 pm

Uuuhhh...

I cleaned out my car with a leaf blower once.

mermaidindisguise · Post by **mermaidindisguise** » August 25, 2004 7:43 pm

YMBARI...... the car in your front yard has no wheels but your home does......

you've been married 4 times and you still have the same inlaws

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » August 25, 2004 7:55 pm

If your grandma once stared down Ric Flair!

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » August 25, 2004 10:44 pm

You use the abbreviation "YMBARI"

Just kidding, mermaid

mermaidindisguise · Post by **mermaidindisguise** » August 25, 2004 10:52 pm

well hellfire- you got me on nat ' un

too funny.... And what the hell - I'm a red neck woman.. not as hot as Gretchen Wilson, but damn close skippy. I actually do meet the criteria - I've been four-wheelin, I have done a shot-gun with a beer, I have been to a turkey shoot, and .... drum roll please...... all my (ex) inlaws live in trailers

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » August 26, 2004 10:01 am

Desdamona wrote:Uuuhhh... I cleaned out my car with a leaf blower once.

That's great, Des! The only use my leaf blower gets is for drying off my motorcycle after it's annual Spring washing.