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Before everyone get's angry and thinks one side is being bashed,it's not so. Todd swears he is making fun of the extremes on both sides. I think this song is hilarious. I think it's very "tounge in cheek".

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Conservative Christian, Right-Wing Republican, Straight, White, American Males


Conservative Christian, right-wing Republican, straight, white, American males
Gay-bashin', black-fearin', poor-fightin’, tree-killin’ regional leaders of sales.
Frat-housin’, keg-tappin’, shirt-tuckin’, back-slappin’, haters of hippies like me
Tree-huggin’, peace-lovin’, pot-smokin’, p***-watchin’, lazy-ass hippies like me.

Tree-huggin’, love-makin’, pro-choice, and gay weddin’, wide-spread-diggin’ hippies like me.
Skin-color-blinded, conspiracy-minded, protestors of corporate greed,
We who have nothing and most likely will ‘til we all end up locked up in jails
By conservative Christian, right-wing republican, straight, white, American males.

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls
Living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders up mountains of shame
Lookin’ for someone to blame

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls
Living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders up mountains of shame
Lookin’ for someone to blame
I know who I like to blame

Conservative Christian, right-wing Republican, straight, white American males
Soul-savin’, flag-wavin’, Rush-lovin’, land-pavin’ personal friends to the Quales
Quite diligently, working so hard to keep the free reigns of this democracy
From tree-huggin’, peace-lovin’, pot-smokin’, bare-footin’, folk-singin’ hippies like me.
Tree-huggin’, peace-lovin’, pot-smokin’, p***-watchin’ lazy-ass hippies like me.