Thanks Everybody!
Posted: September 13, 2004 4:29 pm
Begin forwarded message:
> Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important Email in 2003 &
> 2004! It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!
>
> Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out
> from you that it's good for removing toilet stains.
>
> I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
> with AIDS.
>
> I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because
> you said it causes cancer.
>
> I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have
> to walk about seven blocks, because you said that someone might drug
> me with a perfume sample and then try to rob me.
>
> I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask
> me to dial a stupid number and then I get a High phone bill with
> calls to Uganda, Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover.
>
> I stopped consuming several foods because you said the estrogen they
> contain might turn me gay.
>
> I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they
> are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers
> that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their
> Big Macs.
>
> I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I will
> get sick from the rat feces and urine.
>
> When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody - you said that
> someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub
> full of ice.
>
> I donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. That poor sick girl
> that was about to die in the hospital. Funny thing, she never seems to
> get any older.
>
> I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of
> the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I
> participated in their special e-mail program.
>
> It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and
> neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland.
>
> But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or
> forgot to follow and I got a curse from the devil.
>
> IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people
> in the next ten seconds, a bird will crap on you today at 7:00 PM.
>
> Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important Email in 2003 &
> 2004! It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!
>
> Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out
> from you that it's good for removing toilet stains.
>
> I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
> with AIDS.
>
> I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because
> you said it causes cancer.
>
> I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have
> to walk about seven blocks, because you said that someone might drug
> me with a perfume sample and then try to rob me.
>
> I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask
> me to dial a stupid number and then I get a High phone bill with
> calls to Uganda, Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover.
>
> I stopped consuming several foods because you said the estrogen they
> contain might turn me gay.
>
> I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they
> are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers
> that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their
> Big Macs.
>
> I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I will
> get sick from the rat feces and urine.
>
> When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody - you said that
> someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub
> full of ice.
>
> I donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. That poor sick girl
> that was about to die in the hospital. Funny thing, she never seems to
> get any older.
>
> I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of
> the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I
> participated in their special e-mail program.
>
> It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and
> neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland.
>
> But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or
> forgot to follow and I got a curse from the devil.
>
> IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people
> in the next ten seconds, a bird will crap on you today at 7:00 PM.
>
