Ran Out Of Gas
Posted: September 22, 2004 11:13 pm
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's
in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may
I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said
the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over
here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and dabbed a little on the
dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
YOU'RE GONNA' LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! The little girl
said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog
is pushing her home."
around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's
in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may
I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said
the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over
here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and dabbed a little on the
dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
YOU'RE GONNA' LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! The little girl
said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog
is pushing her home."
