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He started reading "Tales from Margaritaville" today. First this, then listening to the music closely, and finally.......putting on a grass skirt and downing margaritas at Great Woods with his father.

14 years old! What took so long?

Just think - in a year or 2 you'll have a fulltime designated driver.

MY 7 year old asked for a Guns & Roses cd.

Four Play wrote:Just think - in a year or 2 you'll have a fulltime designated driver.

My 16 y/o hates when I call him "DD"!!!! He knows the score though ... drive my almost lifeless body home occasionally and I'll still feed and house him.

Actually he's a great kid ... and he's been going to JB concerts since he was 12.

semitruths wrote:

Four Play wrote:Just think - in a year or 2 you'll have a fulltime designated driver.

My 16 y/o hates when I call him "DD"!!!! He knows the score though ... drive my almost lifeless body home occasionally and I'll still feed and house him.

Actually he's a great kid ... and he's been going to JB concerts since he was 12.

and driving dad home since he was old enough to see over the dash?

His favorite phrase is, "I'm an excellent driver"

Four Play wrote:His favorite phrase is, "I'm an excellent driver"

well.. with all that practice..

DS is 25. He got to babysit his drunken mother at Alpine this year.

He was amused. I was incoherent.

Ahhhh Altitude adjustment! It's been WAAAAY too long. (like before he was born!!)

cmpete wrote:DS is 25. He got to babysit his drunken mother at Alpine this year.

He was amused. I was incoherent.

Ahhhh Altitude adjustment! It's been WAAAAY too long. (like before he was born!!)

Why am I hearing:

Momma's Got Her b&^bs Out
by Rodney Carrington

Album :
Submitted by : Joe C.
Corrected by :


I rember way back when i was just a boy,
goin places with my mom and dad,
used to scare me to death the way momma used to act
after six or seven beers she;s had.
we were sittin round a table when momma got disabled
all the liquor runnin to her head,
well i got to chokin daddy wasn't jokin when he grabbed me by the arm and said

"CHORUS"
don't look now momma's got her b&^bs out
showing everybody in town,
our faces gettin red we were wishin we were dead,
there where people standing all around
well when momma gets to drinking there ain't much thinkin,
there's nothing anybody can do,
you just hope and pray there never comes a day when momma's out drinkin with you

"Verse 2"

so we got in the truck we were on our way home
when momma said she had to go,
daddy pulled it over,
we were standing on the shoulder while momma's puttin on a show
so we started up the truck
and momma stood up with her pants still around her knees,
we heard momma hollar
if ya give me a dollar well I'll let you take a peek at these.

"CHORUS"

Too much information!!!!!!