Favorite movie quotes

[Mr Play]

Speaking of dogs...

The Jerk
Don't call him Lifesaver - call him s*ithead.

[RAGTOP]

Mitch Martin : True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

I love Old School

Mitch Martin : Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!

[rednekkPH]

You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that sh*t.

[ragtopW]

does any one really think that Blazing saddles could be made Word for word now????

Oh, no way in hell (but I'd love to see it tried).

*wiping tear from eye* god bless Mel Brooks.

They played Blazing Saddles on the big screen during a film fest.
a few years back.. It was funny about 2/3 of the audience
was my age and had seen it in the theater the first time
and the rest were the age most of us were the first time
it came out. IE. 17-20 funny the reactions cause most of them had only seen the TNT edit and I had not seen the "whole" thing in a while
the reactions were as good as the film.

[tikitatas]

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen (Annie Hall)

Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart.
Vincent: Then what happens?
Lance: I'm curious about that myself. (Pulp Fiction)

"Say hello to my little friend!" (Scarface)

"I hope I can make it across the
border. I hope to see my friend
and shake his hand. I hope the
Pacific is as blue as it has been
in my dreams.
(beat)
I hope." (Shawshank Redemption)

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." (Who Shot Roger Rabbit - Kathleen Turner's voice for Jessica Rabbit)

" ROSE
Do you love him, Loretta?

LORETTA
Yeah, Ma, I love him awful.

ROSE
Oh God, that's too bad." (Moonstruck)

[job41475]

The Saddest thing in life is wasted talent- Bronx Tale

It's so good when it touches your lips/ear muffs- Old school

Ludicrous Speed I order you-Spaceballs

Roads, where we're going we don't need roads -Back to the Future

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!- Airplane!

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. - Naked Gun

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? -Christmas vacation

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. -The Princess Bride

Vegas Baby Vegas -Swingers

You're 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin', and you have nearly a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best college footbal team in the land for 2 years. And you're getting a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself. -Rudy

[semitruths]

(oops) .. "I didn't know you was Sundance when I says you was cheatin' "

[Desdamona]

Chazz : Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Chris Moore : Lemmy.
[Rex imitates a game show buzzer]
Chris Moore : ... God?
Rex : Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy *IS* God.

[rednekkPH]

Chazz : Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Chris Moore : Lemmy.
[Rex imitates a game show buzzer]
Chris Moore : ... God?
Rex : Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy *IS* God.

AIRHEADS!!!!! Classic flick. good call, Des

[redwinemaker]

"Bark like a dog Mrs Green"

"Son, the Russkies don't take a dump without a plan"

"I've got to pick the catch to open the latch to get to the s**tch"

"You sure thats the only one? They usually run in pairs"

"The pond would be good for you, Carl"

" 'Scuze me while I whip this out"

I could go on and on...

[johnson2113]

Captain Ron quotes rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Absolutely

El Caribe, Spanish Main the land of voodoo and hoodoo and all kinda weird s***.
- Captain Ron

Ferris : Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

James : What a beautiful day. Warm Sun, beautiful women, and the air... is just right... for drinking. - Men at Work

Adios, muchacho. Soup Nazi(Seinfeld)

Al Czervik : Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.

Vacation:

Mechanic 1 : Ain't never seen anyone so s***-all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.

Cousin Eddie : How do you like yours, Clark?
Clark : Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
Cousin Eddie : No, I mean your bun

Eddie : I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.

Christmas Vacation

Ellen : What are you looking at?
Clark : Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an a**hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet.]
Eddie : Shitter was full.
Clark : Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey?
Ellen : Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
Clark : He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.

Clark : Where's Eddie he usually eats these God damn things.

This one means the most though. When the movie came out we were all pretty young, still naive to what being an adult was like. And dang did we learn what it meant when we got older. X-Mas with the family.

Clark : Our holidays were always such a mess.
Clark Sr. : Oh, yeah.
Clark : How'd you get through it?
Clark Sr. : I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.

[job41475]

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." (Who Shot Roger Rabbit - Kathleen Turner's voice for Jessica Rabbit)




Not that it really matetrs but it' "Framed" not "shot" good quote though....

[klg149]

"Camelot is a silly place."

"It's mearly a flesh wound."

"What is the air speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow? What European or African?"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (fav movie)

"Too high"

Major League (2nd fav movie)

"Pick me."
My Best Friend's Wedding (sappy fav movie):roll:

[parrotsgirl]

Sam Wheat: It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Ghost
I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special....
Steel Magnolias

Kathleen Kelly: I love daisies.
Joe Fox : You told me.
Kathleen Kelly: They're so friendly. Don't you think they are the friendliest flower?

You've Got Mail

Tom Wall: Look up, Frank. Full moon. The blood's gonna run tonight. I can feel it. Our mission: to save lives.
Frank Pierce: Our mission is coffee, Tom. A shot of the bull, Puerto Rican espresso.
Tom Wall: Ten-four. El Toro de Oro! Blast off!

Bringing out the Dead

[Trying to stop Rose from committing suicide by jumping from the ship]
Jack: Which is why I'm not really looking forward to jumping in there after you. But like I said, I don't have a choice. I guess I'm kinda hoping you'll come back over the rail and get me off the hook here.
Rose: You're crazy!
Jack: That's what everybody says, but with all due respect miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship here
The Titanic

Jennifer Cavalieri: Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Tom Booker: Knowing is the easy part; saying it out loud is the hard part.
The Horse Whisperer

Wizard of Oz
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable...

Maverick: She's lost that loving feeling.
Goose: No, no she hasn't.
Maverick: Oh, yes she has.
Goose: I hate it when she does that.


when Goose is playing the piano:

Carole: "Hey Goose, ya big stud"
Goose: "That's me honey"
Carole: "Take me to bed or lose me forever"
Goose: "Show me the way home honey"
Top Gun

(this is probably my favorite line of all times, if you've ever experienced this you know why)
You had me at hello...you had me at hello.
Jerry Maguire

Sissy: You a real cowboy?
Bud: Depends on what you think a real cowboy is?
Sissy: Can you 2-step?
Bud: Course.
Sissy: Wanna prove it?
Urban Cowboy

That's only a start....Im sure i'll come up with more

[tikitatas]

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." (Who Shot Roger Rabbit - Kathleen Turner's voice for Jessica Rabbit)




Not that it really matetrs but it' "Framed" not "shot" good quote though....

Yeah, FRAMED . . . I meant to type framed!!!

[Fruitcake14]

"Why I'm so lucky. Why I should find you waiting for me to come along"

"Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake. "

"What is your nationality? I'm a drunkard. "

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. "

"Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time. "

CASABLANCA!

[Fruitcake14]

oh oh I forgot...

"We'll always have Paris"

[son of a beach]

I rarely make it through a day without saying one of the following

"Luke, I am your father"

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me"

"What is thy bidding my master?"

"There is a disturbance in the Force"

"If you only knew the power of the Force"

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"

"Your powers are weak old man"

"Laugh it up fuzzball"

"The shroud of the dark side is upon us, begun the clone war has"

"the Force will be with you, always"

"it is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills with a light saber"

"Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son"


You'll never guess where those quotes came from

[NJPhinPhan]

Anything and everything from Airplane! (this is for you Auntie! )



"Can you fly this plane and land it?"
"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"Mr. Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You must land soon."
"Surely there must be something you can do."
"I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley."

"You got a telegram from headquarters today."
"Headquarters--what is it?"
"Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now."

"There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . ."
"The cockpit--what is it?"
"It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."

"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
"A hospital--what is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

"Joey, you like movies about gladiators?"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to:
stop sniffing glue
to quit smoking
to quit drinking
to quit amphetamines"

Johnny quotes:

"Now your husband is alive, but unconscious."
"Just like Gerald Ford."

"The tower, the tower, Rapunzel."

[plugging back in the runway lights] "Just kidding."

"Johnny, what can you make out of this?"
"This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl..."

"What kind of plane is it?"
"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol."

"This fog is getting thicker."
"And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger."

"Johnny, how about some coffee?"
"No thanks!"


"I thought you might like some coffee."
(Sits beside a Little Girl who takes a cup)
"Sugar?"
"No thanks, I take it black, like my men."


And the funniest thing...I'm watching Airplane right now!

[CaptainP]

Anything and everything from Airplane! (this is for you Auntie! )



"Can you fly this plane and land it?"
"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"Mr. Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You must land soon."
"Surely there must be something you can do."
"I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley."

"You got a telegram from headquarters today."
"Headquarters--what is it?"
"Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now."

"There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . ."
"The cockpit--what is it?"
"It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."

"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
"A hospital--what is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

"Joey, you like movies about gladiators?"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to:
stop sniffing glue
to quit smoking
to quit drinking
to quit amphetamines"

Johnny quotes:

"Now your husband is alive, but unconscious."
"Just like Gerald Ford."

"The tower, the tower, Rapunzel."

[plugging back in the runway lights] "Just kidding."

"Johnny, what can you make out of this?"
"This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl..."

"What kind of plane is it?"
"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol."

"This fog is getting thicker."
"And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger."

"Johnny, how about some coffee?"
"No thanks!"


"I thought you might like some coffee."
(Sits beside a Little Girl who takes a cup)
"Sugar?"
"No thanks, I take it black, like my men."


And the funniest thing...I'm watching Airplane right now!

THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE by someone from Wisconsinother than Orson Welles.