Favorite movie quotes

[aquaholic]

In the movie 25th hour.............when Ed Norton is looking in the mirror in the restaurant bathroom and his image is f###ing off everyone in NY.............

[McGee]

from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail--perhaps the funniest movie ever made...

LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

How does it, uh... how does it work?

I know not, my liege.

Consult the Book of Armaments!

MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.

BROTHER: "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh,Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large -"
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!

Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!

BOOM!!

[chalksoperations]

Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds --excactly three f***ing seconds --to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f*** you!

-MGySgt Hartman

[aquaholic]

ugh..ugh..ugh...ugh..ugh..ugh...ugh...ugh.............guess I watch too much p***

[Big Phan]

Top Gun --

"Son, your ego's writing checks your body can't cash"

[son of a beach]

Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds --excactly three f***ing seconds --to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f*** you!

-MGySgt Hartman

Funny you should mention that.
I have that scene on cd and was listening to it today on the way to work.
That could be the funniest five minutes ever.

"now choke yourself!!!!
God dammit with my hand numnuts!!!"

[ParrotHeadDeb]

Found this from long ago...and revived it!

LACTOSE INTOLERANNNCCCCE!!! French Kiss...I love that movie! (reading the drinking out of the milk carton thread reminded me of it)

From Twister-

Cow...
'Nother cow.
Actually I think that was the same one.
I gotta go Julia, we got cows!

She didn't marry your penis... Okay, she didn't only marry your penis..

Things go wrong. You can't explain it, you can't predict it. Killing yourself wont bring your dad back. I'm sorry that he died, but that was a long time ago. You gotta move on. Stop living in the past, and look what you got right in front of you. (This quote really hit home for me...made me realize losing a loved one doesn't mean your life stops..the movie came out here in Florida about a month before my husband passed away in 1996)

[SchoolGirlHeart]

Wow, this thread was a long time ago!

From "Message in a Bottle":

Now you choose. Choose! Yesterday or tomorrow. Pick one, stick with it, and I will shut up and leave you alone.

[ParrotHeadDeb]

Wow, this thread was a long time ago!

From "Message in a Bottle":

Now you choose. Choose! Yesterday or tomorrow. Pick one, stick with it, and I will shut up and leave you alone.

Ooohhh...I liked that movie too...Kevin Costner!!! and Paul Newman he was so handsome, even in his later years.

[SchoolGirlHeart]

Wow, this thread was a long time ago!

From "Message in a Bottle":

Now you choose. Choose! Yesterday or tomorrow. Pick one, stick with it, and I will shut up and leave you alone.

Ooohhh...I liked that movie too...Kevin Costner!!! and Paul Newman he was so handsome, even in his later years.

Yes and YES!

[SchoolGirlHeart]

Monte Walsh (Tom Selleck) in the TV movie "Monte Walsh" (add thick southern accent and "cain't" isn't misspelled ):

You cain't have no idea how little I care...

[ParrotHeadDeb]

Monte Walsh (Tom Selleck) in the TV movie "Monte Walsh" (add thick southern accent and "cain't" isn't misspelled ):

You cain't have no idea how little I care...

I missed that one, Jen....gosh he's so good lookin'... he's another one that only gets better wish age....

[SchoolGirlHeart]

Monte Walsh (Tom Selleck) in the TV movie "Monte Walsh" (add thick southern accent and "cain't" isn't misspelled ):

You cain't have no idea how little I care...

I missed that one, Jen....gosh he's so good lookin'... he's another one that only gets better wish age....

He played a cowboy. *swoon*

[ParrotHeadDeb]

Roadhouse...

"I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead". Wade Garrett (Sam Elliott)

Doc: "You know, for that line of work I thought you'd be bigger."
Dalton: "Gee, I've never heard that before." (Patrick Swayze)

[ParrotHeadDeb]

Monte Walsh (Tom Selleck) in the TV movie "Monte Walsh" (add thick southern accent and "cain't" isn't misspelled ):

You cain't have no idea how little I care...

I missed that one, Jen....gosh he's so good lookin'... he's another one that only gets better wish age....

He played a cowboy. *swoon*

I put "wish" instead of "with" in my post above...guess I was "wishing" I could meet him!

[SchoolGirlHeart]

Roadhouse...

"I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead". Wade Garrett (Sam Elliott)

Doc: "You know, for that line of work I thought you'd be bigger."
Dalton: "Gee, I've never heard that before." (Patrick Swayze)

Ooooo, Sam Elliott.....

I met him on Veteran's Day 2001, just before I deployed to the Middle East. He gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and siad, "You come back safe."

[ParrotHeadDeb]

Roadhouse...

"I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead". Wade Garrett (Sam Elliott)

Doc: "You know, for that line of work I thought you'd be bigger."
Dalton: "Gee, I've never heard that before." (Patrick Swayze)

Ooooo, Sam Elliott.....

I met him on Veteran's Day 2001, just before I deployed to the Middle East. He gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and siad, "You come back safe."

OMG!!!!! I would have just swooned!! I can just hear him saying it too....
I really think you should write him and tell him you're doing just fine...and then maybe he'll come visit you and then you can invite me too...and then we can go to dinner...and then listen to some Jimmy... (oh well, I can dream can't I?)

Oh, i forgot...I bet he gave you "that" grin too, didnt he....

[SchoolGirlHeart]

Roadhouse...

"I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead". Wade Garrett (Sam Elliott)

Doc: "You know, for that line of work I thought you'd be bigger."
Dalton: "Gee, I've never heard that before." (Patrick Swayze)

Ooooo, Sam Elliott.....

I met him on Veteran's Day 2001, just before I deployed to the Middle East. He gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and siad, "You come back safe."

OMG!!!!! I would have just swooned!! I can just hear him saying it too....
I really think you should write him and tell him you're doing just fine...and then maybe he'll come visit you and then you can invite me too...and then we can go to dinner...and then listen to some Jimmy... (oh well, I can dream can't I?)

Oh, i forgot...I bet he gave you "that" grin too, didnt he....

I like the way you think!


And yes, he had that grin.

[luvinlife]

The Godfather

leave the guns take the canolis

[ScarletB]

The Godfather

leave the guns take the canolis

OH that's one of mine.

From "The Jerk"

"Next week I think I'll be able to send you more money, my friend Patty promised me a blow job'
Then the grandmother says "That Patty sounds like a sweet girl"