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What are some of your favorite movie quotes. Here are some of mine...

But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

I'll have what she's having

Cool hand Luke: "What we have here is a failure to communicate".

Boat's like a woman, responds to touch....-Captain Ron.......

A diesel loves its oil like a sailor loves his rum....... Why is that Captain Ron??????? Awwww nobody knows.......


Captain Ron quotes rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"There's no crying in baseball!"

"If you build it, they will come."

"What we do in life echoes in eternity."

"Do, or do not. There is no try."

"Badges? We don't need no steenking badges."

A gun rack? What would I do with a gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack!

"Go ahead, make my day"

"Do you feel lucky?"

Just a few of mine;

Clerks
"Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Arrrr shark"

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

So shines a good deed in a weary world.


National Lampoons Christmas Vacation:

I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?

iuparrothead wrote:A gun rack? What would I do with a gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack!

from Waynes World!!! Lots of great quotes from that!

"If you have to spew, spew in this!"

John Wayne in (The Shootist):
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."

John in (Rio Bravo):
"Sorry don't get it done, Dude."

Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyways? God? Is that it...God? Well I tell ya, let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch...He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He give you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel - he sets the rules in opposition. It’s the goof of all time: Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow. And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick F**king a$$ off! He's a tightass, a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never...

MelliJellyBean wrote:

iuparrothead wrote:A gun rack? What would I do with a gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack!

from Waynes World!!! Lots of great quotes from that!

"If you have to spew, spew in this!"

Yes!!! It's the only movie quote I can repeat with any consistency... because I've been quoting it for over 10 years now... but it never fails to crack me up!!! And I've used the spew quote many times too!!!

"Its called a shortcut, it is suppose to be challenging. If it wasnt ,then it would just be called the way"

"You sold Petey to a Blind Kid?"

from my all time favorite movie...

Martini: (rips a cigarette in half) I bet a nickel.
McMurphy: Dime's the limit, Martini.
Martini: I bet a dime. (Puts the two halves onto the table.)
McMurphy: This is not a dime, Martini. This is a dime. If you break it in half, you don't get two nickels, you get s***. Try and smoke it. You understand?
Martini: Yes.
McMurphy: You don't understand.

"But why is the rum gone? "

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

"You've got to be shitting me!"

Owen Wilson yells as the rescue helicopter turns away and heads back to the carrier in Behind Enemy Lines

There is no way, no way you can come from my loins..... The first thing I'm gonna do when we get home is punch your mamma in the mouth......"

Jackie Gleason AKA Sheriff Buford T Justice- Smokey & The Bandit

"f** Mi that was fast"

Thats supposed to be f-u-k

Cop: Pullover
Harry: No it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing
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Lloyd: HUSBAND! What was all that 1 in a million talk?

Dumb and Dumber