When you have an "I Hate My Job" kinda day....

[PHAW Webmistress]

When you have an “I Hate My Job” day, try this…

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get only this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

NOW THE FUN PART BEGINS….

Take out the literature and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement, “ Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested.”

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “ I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson.”

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!

[land_shark3]

[prrthd1987]

SPEW!!!

[CaptainP]

"It's my job, to stick this thing up my butt,
And that's the thing people expect from me...
It's my job, and without it I don't know what,
Your body temperature would be..."

[CaptainP]

C'mon...I could've made that SOOOOOOOO much worse...

[MommaPH]

"It's my job, to stick this thing up my butt,
And that's the thing people expect from me...
It's my job, and without it I don't know what,
Your body temperature would be..."

LMAO Captain P - very nice!!

[ragtopW]

I am told to stick much bigger things at my job

[SMLCHNG]

[unclejohn]

[Dally]

[RinglingRingling]

It really creates a bad mental image if you think of a Mac-lookalike singing that, especially after #600 on a Tuesday...