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Procrastinators Calendar

Posted: October 4, 2004 9:17 pm
by Prthd119
:D

Procrastinator's Calender

NEG FRI FRI FRI THU WED TUE
8 7 6 5 4 3 2
16 15 14 12 11 10 9
23 22 21 20 19 18 17
32 30 28 27 26 25 24
39 38 37 36 35 34 33


1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All
rush jobs are needed yesterday. With this calendar, a job
or project can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the
3rd.

2. Many companies set Friday deadlines, so there are three
Fridays in every week. This is also beneficial for those
persons who are paid on Fridays.

3. There are eight new days added to each month, to allow
for month-end panic jobs.

4. There is no 1st of the month, thus avoiding late delivery
of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs.

5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished, along with non-
productive Saturdays and Sundays.

6. A new day - Negotiation Day - has been introduced keeping
the other days free for uninterrupted panic.

Re: Procrastinators Calendar

Posted: October 4, 2004 9:28 pm
by RinglingRingling
Prthd119 wrote::D

Procrastinator's Calender

NEG FRI FRI FRI THU WED TUE
8 7 6 5 4 3 2
16 15 14 12 11 10 9
23 22 21 20 19 18 17
32 30 28 27 26 25 24
39 38 37 36 35 34 33


1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All
rush jobs are needed yesterday. With this calendar, a job
or project can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the
3rd.

2. Many companies set Friday deadlines, so there are three
Fridays in every week. This is also beneficial for those
persons who are paid on Fridays.

3. There are eight new days added to each month, to allow
for month-end panic jobs.

4. There is no 1st of the month, thus avoiding late delivery
of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs.

5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished, along with non-
productive Saturdays and Sundays.

6. A new day - Negotiation Day - has been introduced keeping
the other days free for uninterrupted panic.
I heard about this calendar, but figured you'd post it tomorrow...

Re: Procrastinators Calendar

Posted: October 4, 2004 9:29 pm
by land_shark3
RinglingRingling wrote:I heard about this calendar, but figured you'd post it tomorrow...
But it was due yesterday! :wink:

Posted: October 4, 2004 10:53 pm
by sailingagain
I'll read it later.

Posted: October 13, 2004 10:25 pm
by ragtopW
I'll read the joke tommorow :o