Road Rage

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » October 7, 2004 1:27 pm

A man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of him. He does the
honest thing, and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could have
beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hits the roof, and the horn, screaming in
frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection
with him. As she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window
and looks up into the face of a very serious police officer. The
officer orders her to exit her car with her hands up. He takes her to
the police station where she is searched, fingerprinted, photographed,
and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a police officer approaches the cell and
opens the door. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the
arresting officer is waiting with her personal effects.

He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off
in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.

I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,
the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker,
the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome plated
Christian fish emblem on the trunk."

"Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » October 7, 2004 1:32 pm

MommaPH · Post by **MommaPH** » October 7, 2004 9:32 pm

Very Funny!

Post by **SMLCHNG** » October 7, 2004 10:37 pm

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » October 10, 2004 5:24 pm

:D:D:D

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » October 10, 2004 6:24 pm

isn't life ironic

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » October 13, 2004 9:58 pm

too True