As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White
House, he has a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,
sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan
Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense
Secretary Rumsfeld ."
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
sir."
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