Ashley Simpson caught!

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » January 5, 2005 11:32 am

CaptainP wrote:
Ilph wrote:
CaptainP wrote:She is the next step in the ruining of "music" in this country.

Step one was when we started idolizing "singers" who were placed there only for their looks, regardless of musical talent. Britney Spears is my favorite example of this...she's gorgeous, but her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard. Computer enhanced, it's tolerable at best. But she's a superstar.

This is step two. Ashley SImpson and Jamie Lynn Spears are famous because they are related to someone else who is famous only because they look good.

WHat's next? Give Lindsey Lohan's dog a recording contract?
No. That's ridiculous. But Justin Timerlake's cat just signed with Sony Music Group.
Yeah, but he's a real pussy.

So is his cat.

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » January 5, 2005 11:37 am

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » January 5, 2005 11:39 am

I was wondering if anyone would take the setup...

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » January 5, 2005 12:23 pm

OUCH!!!!! MY EARS!!!!!!!

They just played Ashley from last night on the radio. That was PAINFUL!!!!!
If I were her, I'd lipsynch, too!

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » January 5, 2005 12:27 pm

If anyone stumbles across the clip online, let us know please.

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » January 5, 2005 1:08 pm

ESPN radio was playing it this morning. Her singing was BRUTAL!!! The only thing worse was the 72,000 people that simultaneously boo'd her out of the building.

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » January 5, 2005 1:31 pm

sailingagain wrote:ESPN radio was playing it this morning. Her singing was BRUTAL!!! The only thing worse was the 60,000 people that simultaneously boo'd her out of the building.

They're playing it over and over all day. Tune in, you'll hear it and want to smash your radio...

Career.....DONE!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » January 5, 2005 1:32 pm

The title of this thread makes me thing she's been "caught", like put in jail because she sux so bad.

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » January 5, 2005 2:21 pm

Poll on ESPN radio website today:

What was the biggest travesty from last nights championship game?

1) THe BCS system
2) The Oklahoma defense
3) Ashley Simpson

Guess who has nearly 70% of the vote?

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » January 5, 2005 2:27 pm

CaptainP wrote:Poll on ESPN radio website today:

What was the biggest travesty from last nights championship game?

1) THe BCS system
2) The Oklahoma defense
3) Ashley Simpson

Guess who has nearly 70% of the vote?

Those are tough choices.

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » January 5, 2005 2:33 pm

Ilph wrote:
CaptainP wrote:Poll on ESPN radio website today:

What was the biggest travesty from last nights championship game?

1) THe BCS system
2) The Oklahoma defense
3) Ashley Simpson

Guess who has nearly 70% of the vote?
Those are tough choices.

So you haven't heard the singing?

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » January 5, 2005 2:58 pm

CaptainP wrote:
Ilph wrote:
CaptainP wrote:Poll on ESPN radio website today:

What was the biggest travesty from last nights championship game?

1) THe BCS system
2) The Oklahoma defense
3) Ashley Simpson

Guess who has nearly 70% of the vote?
Those are tough choices.
So you haven't heard the singing?

Did you see Oklahoma's defense? Almost as bad. But not quite.

msu#1 · Post by **msu#1** » January 5, 2005 8:14 pm

you can download it here

http://www.ashleesimpson.net/

parrothead338 · Post by **parrothead338** » January 5, 2005 8:53 pm

msu#1 wrote:you can download it here

http://www.ashleesimpson.net/

Why the hell would her own website try and circulate that performance... it was an embaressment to music...

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » January 5, 2005 9:21 pm

And they couldnt even edit out the boo's

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » January 5, 2005 10:27 pm

You would think her dad/manager would be smarter than letting that go on her website. He's at least bright enough to know his other daughter has a nice rack.

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » January 5, 2005 10:30 pm

buffettbride wrote: The title of this thread makes me thing she's been "caught", like put in jail because she sux so bad.

makes ya wonder why we devote a thread to someone with such a lack of talent...

Who gives a rat's patootie about her?

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » January 5, 2005 10:40 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
buffettbride wrote: The title of this thread makes me thing she's been "caught", like put in jail because she sux so bad.
makes ya wonder why we devote a thread to someone with such a lack of talent... Who gives a rat's patootie about her?

The 72,000 people forced to listen to her last night gave a rat's patootie. Have you heard it yet?

Drumkat · Post by **Drumkat** » January 5, 2005 10:52 pm

wow, just watched it for the 1st time. Man she really cant sing at all!. Being a professinoal musician I can say that I really feel sorry for her band of hired guns. Poor guys

She has NO range
She has no timing (cant even sync with her own backup vocal track)
She tries to have a "bad girl" image and fails miserably.
She needs to go away and make room for another puppet for the music industry

my 2¢

BottleofRum · Post by **BottleofRum** » January 6, 2005 12:06 am

You can see the video on this site: http://www.mjmorningshow.com/cc-common/ ... e_id=12923