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nycparrothead
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An old-timer in Scotland sits down at the bar. The bartender notices the guy looks depressed and asks him why.

"See that fence over there? I built it myself," the old man says, "But do they call me McGregor the Fence Builder? No."

"And those trees," the man continues. "I planted 'em myself. Still, no one calls me McGregor the Tree Planter."

Then the old man becomes silent and looks into his beer for a moment. Finally, he looks up at the bartender.

"But you hump one goat..."
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nycparrothead wrote:An old-timer in Scotland sits down at the bar. The bartender notices the guy looks depressed and asks him why.

"See that fence over there? I built it myself," the old man says, "But do they call me McGregor the Fence Builder? No."

"And those trees," the man continues. "I planted 'em myself. Still, no one calls me McGregor the Tree Planter."

Then the old man becomes silent and looks into his beer for a moment. Finally, he looks up at the bartender.

"But you hump one goat..."
U make that up??? :P
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aquaholic wrote:U make that up??? :P
The story of his life. :roll: :wink:
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Re: McGregor

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land_shark3 wrote:
aquaholic wrote:U make that up??? :P
The story of his life. :roll: :wink:
No.. And yes...

Love, Shane the Goat Humper
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:lol: :lol:
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Re: McGregor

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nycparrothead wrote:
land_shark3 wrote:
aquaholic wrote:U make that up??? :P
The story of his life. :roll: :wink:
No.. And yes...

Love, Shane the Goat Humper
:lol: :lol: :lol:
real funny shane
sincerly, ........
nevermind :oops:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

But next time no goat-humping jokes when I'm eating crackers. It makes for a messy clean up.
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Post by ragtopW »

buffettbride wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

But next time no goat-humping jokes when I'm eating crackers. It makes for a messy clean up.
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