An old-timer in Scotland sits down at the bar. The bartender notices the guy looks depressed and asks him why.
"See that fence over there? I built it myself," the old man says, "But do they call me McGregor the Fence Builder? No."
"And those trees," the man continues. "I planted 'em myself. Still, no one calls me McGregor the Tree Planter."
Then the old man becomes silent and looks into his beer for a moment. Finally, he looks up at the bartender.
"But you hump one goat..."
McGregor
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nycparrothead
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aquaholic
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Re: McGregor
U make that up???nycparrothead wrote:An old-timer in Scotland sits down at the bar. The bartender notices the guy looks depressed and asks him why.
"See that fence over there? I built it myself," the old man says, "But do they call me McGregor the Fence Builder? No."
"And those trees," the man continues. "I planted 'em myself. Still, no one calls me McGregor the Tree Planter."
Then the old man becomes silent and looks into his beer for a moment. Finally, he looks up at the bartender.
"But you hump one goat..."
MIAMI NATIVE
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land_shark3
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Re: McGregor
The story of his life.aquaholic wrote:U make that up???
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nycparrothead
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Re: McGregor
No.. And yes...land_shark3 wrote:The story of his life.aquaholic wrote:U make that up???![]()
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Re: McGregor
nycparrothead wrote:No.. And yes...land_shark3 wrote:The story of his life.aquaholic wrote:U make that up???![]()
Love, Shane the Goat Humper
real funny shane
sincerly, ........
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