Posted: April 2, 2000 10:47 pm
Posted By Anonymous
A BUSINESSMAN WEARING A SUIT AND TIE GETS ON A BUS TO GO TO WORK. ONE STOP LATER A YOUNG MAN WEARING A LEATHER JACKET WITH CHAINS, RIPPED JEANS, A MYRIAD OF PIERCED BODY PARTS AND A MULTI-COLORED, SPIKED MOHAWK HAIR STYLE GETS ON THE BUS AND SITS NEXT TO THE BUSINESS MAN.
BEFORE THE NEXT STOP ARRIVES THE BUSINESSMAN CAN'T STOP STARING AT THE YOUNG MAN WITH THE MOHAWK. SEVERAL STOPS GO BY AND THE BUSINESSMAN IS STILL STARING AT THE MOHAWK.
FINALLY AFTER THE 20 OR 30 STOPS THE BOY WITH THE MOHAWK, GROWING IRRITATED OF BEING STARED AT, TURNS TO THE OLD MAN AND STATES, "WHATS THE MATTER? NEVER SEEN A GUY WITH A MOHAWK BEFORE?" THE OLD MAN RESPONDS RATHER CAMLY, "OF COURSE I HAVE! IT'S JUST THAT I ONCE HAD SEX WITH A PARROTT AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE MY KID."
A BUSINESSMAN WEARING A SUIT AND TIE GETS ON A BUS TO GO TO WORK. ONE STOP LATER A YOUNG MAN WEARING A LEATHER JACKET WITH CHAINS, RIPPED JEANS, A MYRIAD OF PIERCED BODY PARTS AND A MULTI-COLORED, SPIKED MOHAWK HAIR STYLE GETS ON THE BUS AND SITS NEXT TO THE BUSINESS MAN.
BEFORE THE NEXT STOP ARRIVES THE BUSINESSMAN CAN'T STOP STARING AT THE YOUNG MAN WITH THE MOHAWK. SEVERAL STOPS GO BY AND THE BUSINESSMAN IS STILL STARING AT THE MOHAWK.
FINALLY AFTER THE 20 OR 30 STOPS THE BOY WITH THE MOHAWK, GROWING IRRITATED OF BEING STARED AT, TURNS TO THE OLD MAN AND STATES, "WHATS THE MATTER? NEVER SEEN A GUY WITH A MOHAWK BEFORE?" THE OLD MAN RESPONDS RATHER CAMLY, "OF COURSE I HAVE! IT'S JUST THAT I ONCE HAD SEX WITH A PARROTT AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE MY KID."
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