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Proctologist
Posted: October 31, 2004 9:08 am
by nycparrothead
A guy went to a proctologist's office for his first
>rectal exam.
>
>A new nurse, Elaine, took him to an examining room and
>told him to get
>undressed and have a seat the Doctor would be in
>shortly.
>
>After putting on the gown, he sat waiting observing
>that there were 3
>items on a stand next to the exam table.
>
>A tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.
>
>When the Doctor finally came in he said "Look Doc, I'm
>a little
>confused. This is my first exam, I know what the K-Y
>jelly is for and I
>know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what
>the beer is for?"
>
>At that the Doctor became outraged. He flung the door
>opened and yelled
>to his nurse.....
>
>"Damn it Elaine!!!!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT."
Re: Proctologist
Posted: October 31, 2004 10:03 am
by aquaholic
nycparrothead wrote:A guy went to a proctologist's office for his first
>rectal exam.
>
>A new nurse, Elaine, took him to an examining room and
>told him to get
>undressed and have a seat the Doctor would be in
>shortly.
>
>After putting on the gown, he sat waiting observing
>that there were 3
>items on a stand next to the exam table.
>
>A tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.
>
>When the Doctor finally came in he said "Look Doc, I'm
>a little
>confused. This is my first exam, I know what the K-Y
>jelly is for and I
>know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what
>the beer is for?"
>
>At that the Doctor became outraged. He flung the door
>opened and yelled
>to his nurse.....
>
>"Damn it Elaine!!!!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT."
that's not funny
Re: Proctologist
Posted: October 31, 2004 10:05 am
by nycparrothead
aquaholic wrote:nycparrothead wrote:A guy went to a proctologist's office for his first
>rectal exam.
>
>A new nurse, Elaine, took him to an examining room and
>told him to get
>undressed and have a seat the Doctor would be in
>shortly.
>
>After putting on the gown, he sat waiting observing
>that there were 3
>items on a stand next to the exam table.
>
>A tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.
>
>When the Doctor finally came in he said "Look Doc, I'm
>a little
>confused. This is my first exam, I know what the K-Y
>jelly is for and I
>know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what
>the beer is for?"
>
>At that the Doctor became outraged. He flung the door
>opened and yelled
>to his nurse.....
>
>"Damn it Elaine!!!!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT."
that's not funny
If you don't like what I post, then you don't have to read it. That's what I do. Besides, i have permission from the site owner to post jokes! SO GET OFF MY BACK!!!
Re: Proctologist
Posted: October 31, 2004 11:06 am
by aquaholic
nycparrothead wrote:aquaholic wrote:nycparrothead wrote:A guy went to a proctologist's office for his first
>rectal exam.
>
>A new nurse, Elaine, took him to an examining room and
>told him to get
>undressed and have a seat the Doctor would be in
>shortly.
>
>After putting on the gown, he sat waiting observing
>that there were 3
>items on a stand next to the exam table.
>
>A tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.
>
>When the Doctor finally came in he said "Look Doc, I'm
>a little
>confused. This is my first exam, I know what the K-Y
>jelly is for and I
>know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what
>the beer is for?"
>
>At that the Doctor became outraged. He flung the door
>opened and yelled
>to his nurse.....
>
>"Damn it Elaine!!!!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT."
that's not funny
If you don't like what I post, then you don't have to read it. That's what I do. Besides, i have permission from the site owner to post jokes! SO GET OFF MY BACK!!!
boo frikity hoo..............jahassho*e
Posted: November 7, 2004 12:41 am
by ragtopW
