Bumper Stickers and T-Shirts

ejr · Post by **ejr** » November 4, 2004 11:51 pm

My favorite (and this was a few years ago) had a picture of Elvis on it, and the caption was "I am Dead"

I thought that was great!

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » November 5, 2004 12:31 am

I saw a bumper sticker TODAY that said
"I WONDER IF YOU'D DRIVE ANY BETTER IF THAT CELL PHONE WAS UP YOUR BUTT!"

I want one of those SO bad.

island_hopper · Post by **island_hopper** » November 5, 2004 1:45 am

ragtopW wrote:
island_hopper wrote:I saw this one not too long ago:

Save trees! Eat more beavers.
I wish I had a Pencil-thin......uh nevermind

You wish???

semitruths · Post by **semitruths** » November 5, 2004 6:12 am

My son has a couple t-shirts with good sayings but I can only remember the one .... "It's only funny until someone gets hurt ... then it's hilarious!!"

magnus · Post by **magnus** » November 5, 2004 8:10 am

My husband's favorite shirt says

WWJD
for a Klondike bar

Cribiansol · Post by **Cribiansol** » November 5, 2004 8:38 am

I saw a shirt on a lady that had two little deer ticks, one over each boob. On the top of the shirt it said, "Nice Ticks"

Cribiansol · Post by **Cribiansol** » November 5, 2004 8:40 am

Thought of another one, a friend of mine said some guy actually wore this to work one day

"silly faggot, dicks are for chicks"

ENCParrotHead · Post by **ENCParrotHead** » November 5, 2004 8:54 am

t-shirts -
"Pierced in Places You Will Never See"

"Rehab is for quitters"

bumper sticker -

"Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History"

RAGTOP · Post by **RAGTOP** » November 5, 2004 8:58 am

"Save the planet kill yourself"

longlinergirl · Post by **longlinergirl** » November 5, 2004 9:44 am

Jesus may love you but everyone thinks you're an a**hole

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » November 5, 2004 10:40 am

ENCParrotHead wrote:
"Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History"

That's one of my favorites!

Welcome to the BN ENC!

longlinergirl · Post by **longlinergirl** » November 5, 2004 10:50 am

He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit
This bumper sticker exploits illeterates
Boycott SHampoo...demand REAL poo
Microbiology lab: Staph only
Women who seek to equal men lack ambition
Atheism is a non prophey organization
Help stamp out and eradicate superflous redundancy

Saalfrank · Post by **Saalfrank** » November 5, 2004 11:02 am

While in Mexico at Senior Frog's in Playa Del Carmen last spring, some guy had a T-Shirt on that said "You'll Do".

diamonddan · Post by **diamonddan** » November 5, 2004 12:02 pm

I saw one yesterday"

Land of the Free
Because of the Brave

Hoosier PH · Post by **Hoosier PH** » November 5, 2004 1:49 pm

Saw a bumper sticker that said:

Vegetarians just kill things that can't run away

Touch O Parrotdise · Post by **Touch O Parrotdise** » November 5, 2004 1:59 pm

i bought one for when me and my wife would go touring on the bike.. on the back it said.. if you can read this then the b**ch fell off.. she don't like it much

citcat · Post by **citcat** » November 5, 2004 1:59 pm

Save Gas....Poot in a Jar!
BUSH....90% fact free
VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS
Tennis players have fuzzy balls
and my favorite, one I use on this web site often:

ESCHEW OBFUSCATION!

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » November 5, 2004 2:00 pm

Touch O Parrotdise wrote:i bought one for when me and my wife would go touring on the bike.. on the back it said.. if you can read this then the b**ch fell off.. she don't like it much

I have one that I wear alot when we ride. She got a matching one that says "If you can read this, the dick won't let me drive"

Touch O Parrotdise · Post by **Touch O Parrotdise** » November 5, 2004 2:01 pm

rednekkPH wrote:
Touch O Parrotdise wrote:i bought one for when me and my wife would go touring on the bike.. on the back it said.. if you can read this then the b**ch fell off.. she don't like it much
I have one that I wear alot when we ride. She got a matching one that says "If you can read this, the dick won't let me drive"

can't let her see that ..

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » November 6, 2004 12:47 am

MY ex-MIL gave me a shirt that said "nobody has seen the trouble I've
been"