Bumper Stickers and T-Shirts

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » November 6, 2004 10:52 am

A HARD-ON DOESN'T COUNT AS PERSONAL GROWTH

I almost went off the road!

A Balding Fan · Post by **A Balding Fan** » November 6, 2004 8:11 pm

Back during a college road trip at a southern state bar, cant remember where it was, they had a shirt that we all got

In with the Jiggers, out with the (well you figure out the rest)

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » November 6, 2004 9:36 pm

Two of my faves:
"I am schizophrenic, and so am I."

"A good man is hard to find, and a hard man is good to find!"

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » November 6, 2004 10:20 pm

You know you live in Idaho when....
you are in a ... a ... well a gentlemens club and
your T-shirt is three fish each holding up a sign
Eat More Deer. and the girls take you in the

dressing room to show the other girls
your cool shirt.

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » November 8, 2004 1:29 am

The ladies will like this one:

I saw a bumper sticker today that read
"When God created man, She was only joking."

kitty · Post by **kitty** » November 8, 2004 7:27 am

I saw a t-shirt yesterday at the marathon start that said
"I swear to Drunk I am not God"

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » November 8, 2004 7:32 am

Saw one while walking this morning...

"If you're Happy and You know it ; GO AWAY"

longlinergirl · Post by **longlinergirl** » November 8, 2004 9:03 am

kitty wrote:I saw a t-shirt yesterday at the marathon start that said
"I swear to Drunk I am not God"

I saw a similar one in Key West that said "I got Duval faced on s*** street"

RhumChum · Post by **RhumChum** » November 8, 2004 8:45 pm

A bunch of grapes splayed across the chest with a caption that reads:
"Pinch me ... Squeeze me ... Make me Wine!"

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » November 8, 2004 9:52 pm

A great one I saw in the West...

"I Believe There Is A Place
For All God's Creatures...

Next to my Mashed Potatoes & Gravy"

Post by **SMLCHNG** » November 8, 2004 9:54 pm

RhumChum wrote:A bunch of grapes splayed across the chest with a caption that reads:
"Pinch me ... Squeeze me ... Make me Wine!"

I have that t-shirt.

Ermie · Post by **Ermie** » November 8, 2004 9:55 pm

One of my favourite's is
"Life is too short to be thin"

RhumChum · Post by **RhumChum** » November 10, 2004 7:03 am

I saw one yesterday that gave me pause ...

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."

RhumChum · Post by **RhumChum** » November 10, 2004 7:04 am

SMLCHNG wrote:
RhumChum wrote:A bunch of grapes splayed across the chest with a caption that reads:
"Pinch me ... Squeeze me ... Make me Wine!"

I have that t-shirt.

Me too!

PHAW Webmistress · Post by **PHAW Webmistress** » November 10, 2004 9:02 am

RhumChum wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:
RhumChum wrote:A bunch of grapes splayed across the chest with a caption that reads:
"Pinch me ... Squeeze me ... Make me Wine!"

I have that t-shirt.
Me too!

Me three

Big Red Parrothead · November 10, 2004 10:20 am

"Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes."
--seen in KW last week

"Breast Man"
--seen being worn by the husband and two sons there to support their wife/mother, who was walking a marathon to raise money for breast cancer research

"Not everything in Nebraska is flat."
--seen on a woman's tanktop for sale at the U. of Nebraska bookstore

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
--don't remember where I saw it, but it's still funny

GrannaC · Post by **GrannaC** » November 10, 2004 10:30 am

"Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a car window." (Thanks, Danny Storts!)

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » November 10, 2004 10:31 am

PHAW Webmistress wrote:
RhumChum wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:
RhumChum wrote:A bunch of grapes splayed across the chest with a caption that reads:
"Pinch me ... Squeeze me ... Make me Wine!"

I have that t-shirt.
Me too!
Me three

Note to self: Get grapey squeezy shirt!

Melli_Fera · Post by **Melli_Fera** » November 10, 2004 10:48 am

A friend of mine from college had a shirt that said, "I'm not an alcoholic...Alcoholics go to meetings!"

mermaidindisguise · Post by **mermaidindisguise** » November 10, 2004 10:58 am

I have one for Florida people... "Welcome to God's waiting room"

I think I could make some money on that one