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LIPH
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Post by LIPH »

Saw one in KW last week -
Tattooed In Places You'd Like To Lick
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Post by rednekkPH »

mermaidindisguise wrote:I have one for Florida people... "Welcome to God's waiting room"
Be careful, you're gonna draw the wrath of the thin-skin brigade :wink:
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Post by mermaidindisguise »

Only those in Fl can appreciate it - besides - I will be one of those in "the waiting room" one of these days - it's all good. I will still laugh at that phrase even when I am 95 (and I will still be listening to Buffett too!! :wink:

I figured I would take some pressure off the manatees

Here's another one.....

"A dyslexic man walked into a bra"
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Post by capnrick »

Safety Tip:
NEVER shake a baby.

UNLESS the recipe calls for it.

with thanks to George Carlin for the t shirt idea.

capn rick :pirate:
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Post by pair8head »

Nuke the unborn gay whales for Jesus.



My own Idea is...

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
SAVE THE EARTH
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Post by tikitatas »

if you want shockingly tasteless, see www.tshirthell.com.
Cate



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Post by lilcherub »

Long time reader, first time poster. I have a t-shirt that says on the back "I feel sorry for people that don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day!!! - Frank Sinatra
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Post by ragtopW »

LIPH wrote:Saw one in KW last week -
Tattooed In Places You'd Like To Lick
:D :D well did you check that out?????
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Post by Coconuts »

I need the pierced in places t shirt!!!

I bought a friend of mine a "Sicks munce ago I coodunt even spell gradjewate and now I r one" tshirt.

But my favorite is the one I bought towards the end of my first ski trip- upside down on the back is "If you can read this, pull me out of the snow!"
My ship she has a rudder, but I don’t know where to steer
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Post by ragtopW »

[quote="Coconuts"]I need the pierced in places t shirt!!!

:o :o :o
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Post by fruityparrothead »

Bumper sticker: Gatlinburg, Tennessee...
"Work harder: millions on welfare are depending on you."
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"When I pay my bills, gonna leave these Tennessee hills...(take myself), to the sea." Jimmy Buffett
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Post by island_hopper »

The other day in town......

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. :P
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Post by island_hopper »

Practice abstinence:
NO BUSH, NO DICK

saw it today...........
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Post by lilcherub »

Saw this on a car today

I don't eat anything with a face
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Post by sonofabeach »

my brother has one that reads
"kill em all, let allah sort em out" :roll:
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Post by PHAW Webmistress »

Saw one today I had to share

I wasn't speeding - I was qualifying :D :D :D
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Post by ragtopW »

PHAW Webmistress wrote:Saw one today I had to share

I wasn't speeding - I was qualifying :D :D :D
Who got you that one????
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Post by PHAW Webmistress »

ragtopW wrote:
PHAW Webmistress wrote:Saw one today I had to share

I wasn't speeding - I was qualifying :D :D :D
Who got you that one????
pfthhhhhhh :lol: :lol:
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