Any BN'ers Simpsons Fans?

captainjoe · Post by **captainjoe** » November 9, 2004 5:14 pm

7G01 (Some Enchanted Evening)
Bart with Lisa and Maggie
Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?
Wait a minute...
Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
Bart and Lisa laugh

7G01 (Some Enchanted Evening)
Bart with Lisa and Maggie
Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Marge picks up the extension and hears:
Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!

7G03 (Homer's Odyssey)
Bart with Lisa
Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!
Wait a minute...
Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
Bart and Lisa laugh

7G06 (Moaning Lisa)
Bart with Lisa
Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!
Oh, wait a minute...Jacques Strap
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!
Bart laughs

7F11 (One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish)
Bart with Lisa
Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!
Oh, wait a minute...
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
Bart and Lisa laugh

7F15 (Principal Charming)
Bart (in Principal Skinner's office)
Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!
Homer says "Don't look at me!"
Oh, no...
You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
Skinner, on the other end of the line, says "You'll do what, young man?"

7F22 (Blood Feud)
Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
Bart and Lisa laugh

8F02 (Treehouse of Horror II)
Bart with Mrs. Krabappel and one of the Sherri/Terri twins
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
Oh, wait a minute...
Bart laughs; Mrs. Krabappel sees him and then laughs as well

8F08 (Flaming Moe's)
Bart
Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
There is a Hugh Jass at Moe's; he takes the call

8F09 (Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk)
Bart
Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Barney says "You sure do!"
Oh...it's you, isn't it?
Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
Bart laughs

9F06 (New Kid on the Block)
Bart
Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Barney says "Maybe your standards are too high!"
You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
Bart tells Moe his name is Jimbo Jones and gives his own address: Jimbo and Laura Powers are making out in Bart's living room

9F06 (New Kid on the Block)
Laura Powers with Bart
Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tankle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!
Laura and Bart laugh

2F19 (The PTA Disbands)
This isn't at Moe's; Moe is taking over as the substitute teacher for Mrs. Krabappel's class during the strike
OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here". Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath?
The students in the classroom laugh
All right, settle down. Anita Bath here?
More laughs
All right, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks!
Still more laughs
Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well, children, I can't help that!
Moe runs out of the classroom crying as Bart crosses Moe's name off of a list of what are now former substitute teachers

3F14 (Homer the Smithers)
Mr. Burns says "I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Wayland"
Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Wayland, is it? Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!

3F17 (Bart on the Road)
(Homer) Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura
(Moe) Eura SNotball?
(Homer) What? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » November 9, 2004 7:18 pm

Maybe it'll be lil' Stewie Griffin or maybe it'll be Quagmire or maybe it'll be the Evil Monkey in Chris' closet...

FAMILY GUY RULES!!!

longlinergirl · Post by **longlinergirl** » November 9, 2004 8:24 pm

st.somewhere wrote:Maybe it'll be lil' Stewie Griffin or maybe it'll be Quagmire or maybe it'll be the Evil Monkey in Chris' closet...

FAMILY GUY RULES!!!

Yeah Family Guy ROCKS!!! Its a New England thing though

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » November 9, 2004 8:47 pm

Jahfin wrote:Seems like I recall reading a while back that this may be the last year for The Simpsons but that a feature length movie was also on the way.

Yes, feature film is in the works.

However, they recently signed on to keep the show going until 2009, which would make 20 seasons. They also said this would be their last extention, and plan to end it then.

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » November 10, 2004 5:27 am

land_shark3 wrote:I love their seat belts and other safety devices. The Simpons have made racing must more safe.

prrthd1987 · Post by **prrthd1987** » November 14, 2004 2:47 pm

CAPTAIN FLINT wrote:im thinking milhouse, they have hinted at it for a few years now

But he has had a big crush on Lisa for years!

prrthd1987 · Post by **prrthd1987** » November 14, 2004 2:52 pm

msu#1 wrote:
captainjoe wrote:"Hi! I'm Troy McLure. You may remember me from such movies as "Gerbils are my friends too" or "Weekend in San Francisco"" Allthough I doubt that it would be him, since he has not been on since Phil Hartman died.

Maybe Rainer Wolfcastle? or Dr Marvin Monroe? or The Comic Book Guy? or Otto?
If you remember he got married to Selma as a beard for his love of....fish

Idoubt that it will be a "Main" character, I could see them bringing back a guest star like that guy who directed "hairspray"

It can't be Troy McClure because Dan Hartman (Troy's voice) died a few years back

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » November 14, 2004 4:55 pm

Lastplaneout wrote:Wiggum is married. Lovejoy is married. But it would be funny, gay minister is not that far fetched

Come on.. There can't be two Jim Bakers... that would mean there could be a cartoon..

oh, wait. No. The real Tammy Faye was 'toonish enough.

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » November 15, 2004 11:12 am

prrthd1987 wrote: It can't be Troy McClure because Dan Hartman (Troy's voice) died a few years back

Exactly...(It was Phil Hartmann, though). All of his characters were retired from being voice characters, although you can still see them in crowd shots from time to time. Same with Lunchlady Doris, she was retired when Doris Grau died.

ConkyTonk · Post by **ConkyTonk** » November 15, 2004 5:43 pm

st.somewhere wrote:Maybe it'll be lil' Stewie Griffin or maybe it'll be Quagmire or maybe it'll be the Evil Monkey in Chris' closet...

FAMILY GUY RULES!!!

I'm a big fan of both Family Guy and The Simpsons...I can't wait till January when they come out with new episodes of FG.
As for the gay Simpsons character...Comic Book Guy. Maybe he'll have a better chance of getting a guy and getting married as Storm Troopers(Sorry I had to throw that in there, it's from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

Lastplaneout · Post by **Lastplaneout** » November 15, 2004 6:02 pm

ConkyTonk wrote:
st.somewhere wrote:Maybe it'll be lil' Stewie Griffin or maybe it'll be Quagmire or maybe it'll be the Evil Monkey in Chris' closet...

FAMILY GUY RULES!!!

I'm a big fan of both Family Guy and The Simpsons...I can't wait till January when they come out with new episodes of FG.
As for the gay Simpsons character...Comic Book Guy. Maybe he'll have a better chance of getting a guy and getting married as Storm Troopers(Sorry I had to throw that in there, it's from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

HAHAH
Yo--how was the service?

What service?

The one at the Unitarian church where you two got married to each other last week.

What the hell are you talking about?

Jay said you had a Star-Wars--themed wedding and you guys tied the knot dressed like storm troopers.

Yeah. And he said you're the b**** and you're the butch.

I'm the b****?!

Well if we were gay, that's how I'd see it.

GOD I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! another one that I can quote the entire time

ConkyTonk · Post by **ConkyTonk** » November 15, 2004 6:19 pm

HAHAH
Yo--how was the service?

What service?

The one at the Unitarian church where you two got married to each other last week.

What the hell are you talking about?

Jay said you had a Star-Wars--themed wedding and you guys tied the knot dressed like storm troopers.

Yeah. And he said you're the b**** and you're the butch.

I'm the b****?!

Well if we were gay, that's how I'd see it.

GOD I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! another one that I can quote the entire time

Thanks...I was afraid no one was going to get that quote!

prrthd1987 · Post by **prrthd1987** » November 15, 2004 9:45 pm

CaptainP wrote:
prrthd1987 wrote: It can't be Troy McClure because Dan Hartman (Troy's voice) died a few years back
Exactly...(It was Phil Hartmann, though). All of his characters were retired from being voice characters, although you can still see them in crowd shots from time to time. Same with Lunchlady Doris, she was retired when Doris Grau died.

I knew Dan sounded wrong!