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Posted: November 17, 2004 9:40 pm
by conched
buffettbride wrote:tikitatas wrote:buffettbride wrote:tikitatas wrote:"I'm flesh and blood, but not human. I haven't been human for 200 years."
Bicentennial Man.
Nope. LMFAO
But it would work there...I don't know. I haven't seen 1/2 the movies in this thread!
Oh DUH!
Edit: It's Interview with a Vampire.
Mallory, I have to google to find most of em!
But, that's fun too.
Posted: November 17, 2004 9:48 pm
by job41475
tikitatas wrote:Big macho guy movie now for you, Y NO
"I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking."
"Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you got a team of monkeys workin' around the clock on this?"
Usual Suspects...great movie.....
Glad I found this thread...great idea....
Posted: November 17, 2004 9:51 pm
by job41475
How about this one:
"The Saddest thing in life is wasted talent"
Posted: November 18, 2004 6:56 am
by Y-NO-9-O
job41475 wrote:How about this one:
"The Saddest thing in life is wasted talent"
A Bronx Tale...
Posted: November 18, 2004 7:07 am
by Y-NO-9-O
And how about this one:
I like to watch, Eve.
Posted: November 18, 2004 9:06 am
by pbans
Y-NO-9-O wrote:And how about this one:
I like to watch, Eve.
"Being There" as said by Peter Sellers to Shirley Maclaine......
one of my favorite movies of all time!!
Posted: November 18, 2004 9:15 am
by BuPHett
Ooooh!!! My turn...
"You're pretty funny for a guy with nine fingers."
Posted: November 18, 2004 9:24 am
by MelliJellyBean
BuPHett wrote:Ooooh!!! My turn...
"You're pretty funny for a guy with nine fingers."
Princess Bride?
This one is an easy one I think:
"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah! Holy s***! Where's the Tylenol?"
Posted: November 18, 2004 9:26 am
by BuPHett
MelliJellyBean wrote:BuPHett wrote:Ooooh!!! My turn...
"You're pretty funny for a guy with nine fingers."
Princess Bride?
Nope....X gets the square.
Hint......Christopher Walken was the guy with 9 fingers...
Posted: November 18, 2004 9:33 am
by UAHparrothead
MelliJellyBean wrote:BuPHett wrote:Ooooh!!! My turn...
"You're pretty funny for a guy with nine fingers."
Princess Bride?
This one is an easy one I think:
"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah! Holy s***! Where's the Tylenol?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, A CLASSIC
Posted: November 18, 2004 9:36 am
by UAHparrothead
This is probably and easy one too
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
Posted: November 18, 2004 9:47 am
by Y-NO-9-O
UAHparrothead wrote:This is probably and easy one too
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery
Posted: November 18, 2004 9:52 am
by BuPHett
BuPHett wrote:MelliJellyBean wrote:BuPHett wrote:Ooooh!!! My turn...
"You're pretty funny for a guy with nine fingers."
Princess Bride?
Nope....X gets the square.
Hint......Christopher Walken was the guy with 9 fingers...
Times up....
the movie is "Suicide Kings"...
Worth watching...
Posted: November 18, 2004 10:04 am
by Y-NO-9-O
BuPHett wrote:
Times up....
the movie is "Suicide Kings"...
Worth watching...
Wild movie! Then again, not many Christopher Walken movies that are not worth watching. Ever seen "Scotland, PA"? Modern day MacBeth.
Posted: November 18, 2004 1:38 pm
by citcat
- 10. My heart is, and always will be, yours.
SENSE AND SENSIBILITIES
6. I want to say one word to you. Just one word: plastics.
THE GRADUATE
Here's two quotes from one of my top ten favs: "Ouiser, you know I love you more'n my luggage." "Thanks, Ouiser....nothing like a good piece of ass!" (talking about a piece of cake shaped like an armadillo)
Posted: November 18, 2004 2:04 pm
by pbans
citcat wrote:
Here's two quotes from one of my top ten favs: "Ouiser, you know I love you more'n my luggage." "Thanks, Ouiser....nothing like a good piece of ass!" (talking about a piece of cake shaped like an armadillo)[/list]
Steel Magnolia.....ripe with GREAT quotes!!
This is one of my favorite movie quotes:
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."
Posted: November 18, 2004 2:07 pm
by lostintheNW
"Thanks, Ouiser....nothing like a good piece of ass!" (talking about a piece of cake shaped like an armadillo)
I know, this has got to be from Steel Magnolias
Posted: November 18, 2004 2:09 pm
by citcat
YEP! Steel Magnolias. I use quotes from this movie at least three-four times a week. 
Love it.
Posted: November 18, 2004 2:17 pm
by pbans
citcat wrote:YEP! Steel Magnolias. I use quotes from this movie at least three-four times a week. Love it.
My other favorite from that movie is:
"I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special. "
Posted: November 18, 2004 2:25 pm
by lostintheNW
How about these:
1. "Shut-up Donny, you're out of your element!"
2. "Jesus man," "You said it man, nobody f***s with the Jesus."
new movie:
3. "There will be but one mistress in this house and no master!"