THIS is how I feel about it...
Posted: November 19, 2004 7:30 am
NFL: The Naked Truth
Corey Long for The Ledger
Another football promo, another malfunction. Apparently the network execs at ABC Sports admitted a second wardrobe malfunction when actress Nicollette Sheridan dropped a bath towel and showed her bare body to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens before jumping in his arms.
Both the network and the receiver have since apologized.
"I felt like it was clean, the organization felt like it was a clean skit and I think it just really got taken out of context with a lot of people and I apologize for that," Owens said in an Associated Press story.
"Personally, I didn't think it would have offended anyone and, if it did, I apologize."
Personally, I feel like anyone offended with that skit has a brain malfunction and probably shouldn't be allowed to watch football anyway.
The most common (and weakest) argument I've heard is from the frantic dad who says he can no longer watch these games with his son.
Good. You turn away and let your son watch, because it's obvious where the maturity lies in the family. I've seen more offensive things in an episode of "Spongebob Squarepants."
Last time I checked, football is a violent sport. Where was the outrage when Joey Porter and William Green spat in each other's face and started a fistfight?
This isn't the first time this overly sensitive group of nameless people has complained about something on the air. Dale Earnhardt Jr. was recently a target for shouting an expletive in Victory Lane.
Again it was the same complaint -- there are kids watching. Right. Earnhardt, the guy who races in the Budweiser car in a league that allows advertising for beer, tobacco, body-enhancement medication and most recently hard liquor, should really be concerned with the children.
If you don't see what I'm getting at, open your eyes wider.
The NFL doesn't care about your kids. It never has. It never will. If it did, the league sponsor wouldn't be Coors (and the "twins"). NASCAR doesn't care about your kids, either. For that matter, the NBA, NHL, MLB, MLS, WNBA and WUSA don't care, either. It's not their job to teach your kids.
I'm not without some understanding. The situation at the halftime of Super Bowl XXXVIII was wrong. It was a terrible decision (for whoever was responsible) and everyone involved deserved the criticism they got.
The most unfortunate thing with that event is that it opened the door for the "sensitivity crew" to feel as if it can dictate what is and isn't offensive during a sports television event.
Soon they will demand that the NFL ban hits of any kind; only arm tackles will be allowed. NASCAR will have to stay within a 70 mph speed limit because the kids need to see responsible drivers. The NHL will ban fights and physical play because it's too violent for the kids.
You say "No way, Spud, that's not happening."
It might.
Corey Long can be reached at corey.long@theledger.com or 863-802-7556.
Corey Long for The Ledger
Another football promo, another malfunction. Apparently the network execs at ABC Sports admitted a second wardrobe malfunction when actress Nicollette Sheridan dropped a bath towel and showed her bare body to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens before jumping in his arms.
Both the network and the receiver have since apologized.
"I felt like it was clean, the organization felt like it was a clean skit and I think it just really got taken out of context with a lot of people and I apologize for that," Owens said in an Associated Press story.
"Personally, I didn't think it would have offended anyone and, if it did, I apologize."
Personally, I feel like anyone offended with that skit has a brain malfunction and probably shouldn't be allowed to watch football anyway.
The most common (and weakest) argument I've heard is from the frantic dad who says he can no longer watch these games with his son.
Good. You turn away and let your son watch, because it's obvious where the maturity lies in the family. I've seen more offensive things in an episode of "Spongebob Squarepants."
Last time I checked, football is a violent sport. Where was the outrage when Joey Porter and William Green spat in each other's face and started a fistfight?
This isn't the first time this overly sensitive group of nameless people has complained about something on the air. Dale Earnhardt Jr. was recently a target for shouting an expletive in Victory Lane.
Again it was the same complaint -- there are kids watching. Right. Earnhardt, the guy who races in the Budweiser car in a league that allows advertising for beer, tobacco, body-enhancement medication and most recently hard liquor, should really be concerned with the children.
If you don't see what I'm getting at, open your eyes wider.
The NFL doesn't care about your kids. It never has. It never will. If it did, the league sponsor wouldn't be Coors (and the "twins"). NASCAR doesn't care about your kids, either. For that matter, the NBA, NHL, MLB, MLS, WNBA and WUSA don't care, either. It's not their job to teach your kids.
I'm not without some understanding. The situation at the halftime of Super Bowl XXXVIII was wrong. It was a terrible decision (for whoever was responsible) and everyone involved deserved the criticism they got.
The most unfortunate thing with that event is that it opened the door for the "sensitivity crew" to feel as if it can dictate what is and isn't offensive during a sports television event.
Soon they will demand that the NFL ban hits of any kind; only arm tackles will be allowed. NASCAR will have to stay within a 70 mph speed limit because the kids need to see responsible drivers. The NHL will ban fights and physical play because it's too violent for the kids.
You say "No way, Spud, that's not happening."
It might.
Corey Long can be reached at corey.long@theledger.com or 863-802-7556.