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Posted: November 19, 2004 10:30 pm
by BottleofRum
O' where do I start.
How about at a meeting when someone brings up an idea and someone else says "I want to piggy back on that and...."
Or
" I have allot on my plate"
Or at my office when ever it's someone's birthday they feel the need to have a gathering and get a cake and sing it drives me crazy (Yes this is a Seinfeld episode) but I still hate it. I have taken my name of the office birthday list.
Posted: November 19, 2004 11:05 pm
by ragtopW
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:Metrics......
(and I'm not talking meters instead of yards....)
OH wait I use matrix..... I know same thing.
Posted: November 19, 2004 11:42 pm
by kitty
pbans wrote:"We have to think outside the box"
you know what they say about the power of the box!
Posted: November 19, 2004 11:44 pm
by BottleofRum
kitty wrote:pbans wrote:"We have to think outside the box"
you know what they say about the power of the box!
I prefer to think inside the box
Posted: November 19, 2004 11:46 pm
by kitty
BottleofRum wrote:kitty wrote:pbans wrote:"We have to think outside the box"
you know what they say about the power of the box!
I prefer to think inside the box
men don't use their brains inside the box silly!
Posted: November 19, 2004 11:57 pm
by pbans
kitty wrote:pbans wrote:"We have to think outside the box"
you know what they say about the power of the box!
But I always thought the power was IN the box....why is everyone is such a hurry to get out?
Posted: November 20, 2004 3:55 am
by CaptainP
Mi jefe es un tirón.
But maybe that's just where I work...
Posted: November 20, 2004 4:23 am
by Desdamona
"My leader is a tug." ???
Ohhhh... I get it!
Posted: November 20, 2004 7:00 am
by IsleReef
Knowing that the office is closed on Sundays,,,,,, The boss telling you on Saturday to take tomorrow off....
Posted: November 20, 2004 7:58 am
by a1aara
24/7
Posted: November 20, 2004 8:49 am
by meisinger
One word
PROACTIVE
Posted: November 20, 2004 9:10 am
by Ilph
"Did you get those TPS reports done?"
Posted: November 20, 2004 9:11 am
by nycparrothead
Ilph wrote:"Did you get those TPS reports done?"
"Ummmm... Yeeeaaahh... See... We're putting new cover sheets on all the TPS reports now."
Posted: November 20, 2004 9:39 am
by Y-NO-9-O
nycparrothead wrote:Ilph wrote:"Did you get those TPS reports done?"
"Ummmm... Yeeeaaahh... See... We're putting new cover sheets on all the TPS reports now."
I'll make sure you get a copy of the memo. MMKay?
Posted: November 20, 2004 10:19 am
by BottleofRum
kitty wrote:BottleofRum wrote:kitty wrote:pbans wrote:"We have to think outside the box"
you know what they say about the power of the box!
I prefer to think inside the box
men don't use their brains inside the box silly!
Thne I must be putting my head in places it should be...
Posted: November 20, 2004 10:19 am
by BottleofRum
nycparrothead wrote:Ilph wrote:"Did you get those TPS reports done?"
"Ummmm... Yeeeaaahh... See... We're putting new cover sheets on all the TPS reports now."
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/officespace1.mp3
Posted: November 20, 2004 11:00 am
by Cubbie Bear
This is the one I keep hearing...
"Bill, if you say anything like that again, you'll have to be entered into diversity training. If it continues, that is grounds for dismissal"
Posted: November 20, 2004 11:10 am
by RAGTOP
"is it Friday yet?" with that stupid smug look on their face.
Posted: November 20, 2004 10:01 pm
by buffettbride
LIPH wrote:"Grow the business." How the f**k do you grow a business? Sprinkle some employees on the lawn and water them every day?
OMG! Welcome to my world!!!!!
Posted: November 20, 2004 10:04 pm
by buffettbride
OK...I agree:
"Metrics"
"FYI"
"Grow the Business"
"COB"
"Adhoc"
"Is there a procedure for that?"...NO you A$$hole! You don't need a procedure to wipe your butt!!!!
"Potential Outsourcing"