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Jackie: So you're driving in the car, you're with your friend, minding your own business?
Kramer: Yeah.
Jackie: Then what happened?
Kramer: The we saw this woman, and she was wearing a bra with no top.
Jackie: No top? She didn't have a top on?
Kramer: No. So I got distracted and I crashed the car.
Jackie: Well how would you describe this woman? Would you say she was an attractive woman?
Kramer: Oh, yeah.
Jackie: So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!
Kramer: She was flouting.
Jackie: That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!
Kramer: It was outrageous. And she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.
Jackie: Could you repeat that?
Kramer: I said she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.
Jackie: O'Henry? That's one of our top-selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!
Have you been to a doctor?
Kramer: No.
Jackie: Susie, call Dr. Bison, set up an appointment for Mr. Kramer, tell him it's for me.
Kramer: So whadda ya think, Jackie? I mean we got a case?
Jackie: Like taking candy from a baby.

kurt wrote:The 'Write-off" skit:

"I just wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back..."

LTNS Kurt!!!! I think RhumChum's still looking for that mojito she missed at Nissan

The "puffy shirt" (...but I don't want to be the pirate!) is now in the Smithsonian Institute:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/1 ... index.html

George: Oh, it's got cachet, baby! It's got cachet up the ying-yang!

What about the one where George builds a bed under his desk at Yankee stadium.....

Dingo ate my baby.

The quote by Elaine is:

Maybe a dingo ate your baby.

george"Ahoy, Mr. Eldridge. I understand you were on the Andrea Doria."
clarence"Yes, it was a terrifying ordeal."
george"I tell ya, I hear people really stuff themselves on those cruise ships. The buffet, that's the real ordeal, huh, Clarence?"
clarence"We had to abandon ship."
george"Well, all vacations have to end eventually."
clarence"The boat sank."
george"According to this, it took ten hours. It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath, no offense."

George: The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

George: From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!
Jerry: Mammal!
George: Whatever.

You got real Cubans?

He said Moops!

Mr Marbles?

How do you guys live with those things? re: shrinkage

Tuscany

st.somewhere wrote:What the f*** is going on? This is like the 5th time in two weeks that one of my posts have been deleted from this forum. Has this been happening to anyone else or is someone just being a dickhead?

uh........aren't you the only mod that is online now??? Are you accidiently hitting the delete button on yourself??

It has been called to my attention that you were having sex with the cleaning lady on your desk.

Is that wrong ??

ph4ever wrote:

st.somewhere wrote:What the f*** is going on? This is like the 5th time in two weeks that one of my posts have been deleted from this forum. Has this been happening to anyone else or is someone just being a dickhead?

uh........aren't you the only mod that is online now??? Are you accidiently hitting the delete button on yourself??

I made the 2nd post in this topic like 2 hours ago. Just came back and noticed it's been deleted. This has happened a handful times in the past 4 weeks.

As far as deleting my posts... Only the moderator(s) listed at the top of the forum have the ability to delete posts in that forum...

st.somewhere wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

st.somewhere wrote:What the f*** is going on? This is like the 5th time in two weeks that one of my posts have been deleted from this forum. Has this been happening to anyone else or is someone just being a dickhead?

uh........aren't you the only mod that is online now??? Are you accidiently hitting the delete button on yourself??

I made the 2nd post in this topic like 2 hours ago. Just came back and noticed it's been deleted. This has happened a handful times in the past 4 weeks.

As far as deleting my posts... Only the moderator(s) listed at the top of the forum have the ability to delete posts in that forum...

Did you actually type in the "F" word or did you self edit it with F***. If you let the system edit it for you then I think it gets deleted. Not sure tho.

SERENITY NOW!! SERENITY NOW!!

when Elaine dates a poor man.

From "The Opposite"

George: "My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents."

Woman: "I'm Victoria. Hi."


...I was pregnant at the time this show aired. I thought, Victoria...what a lovely name.


Mommy--Did you name me after a Seinfeld episode????
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case wrote:It has been called to my attention that you were having sex with the cleaning lady on your desk.

Is that wrong ??

I gotta plead ignorance on this one. Had anyone told me it was wrong...

st.somewhere wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

st.somewhere wrote:What the f*** is going on? This is like the 5th time in two weeks that one of my posts have been deleted from this forum. Has this been happening to anyone else or is someone just being a dickhead?

uh........aren't you the only mod that is online now??? Are you accidiently hitting the delete button on yourself??

I made the 2nd post in this topic like 2 hours ago. Just came back and noticed it's been deleted. This has happened a handful times in the past 4 weeks.

As far as deleting my posts... Only the moderator(s) listed at the top of the forum have the ability to delete posts in that forum...

I beg to differ. If yours is the last post, you will see the X in a box to the right (by the edit/quote buttons). This is a delete button. Not saying that is what you did, just pointing that out...

Kramer: I'M OUT!

Just to make sure that I'm not losing my mind... Could anyone confirm that they actually saw my post on page one of this thread pertaining to:

You are losing your mind...
(wasn't there also a picture of Kramer, outside the bagel shop with his boycott sign, with a link to the "raining blows" audio? If so, I didn't see it)