Posted: November 22, 2004 6:50 pm
Confirmed and it had a sound clip!st.somewhere wrote:Just to make sure that I'm not losing my mind... Could anyone confirm that they actually saw my post on page one of this thread pertaining to:
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Posted: November 22, 2004 6:59 pm
As Kramer would say... it's innateVB for Buffett wrote:RAGTOP wrote:way too many... but here are some favorites
Kramer - What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?
Leland - Kramer, I've been reviewing your work. Quite frankly, it stinks.
Kramer - Well, I've been having trouble at home and, uh, I'll work harder. Nights, weekends, whatever it takes.
Leleand - No, no, I don't think that's going to do it. These reports you handed in, it's almost as if you have no business training at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be.
Kramer - Well, I'm just trying to get ahead.
Leland - I'm sorry, there's just no way that we can keep you on.
Kramer - I don't even really work here.
Leland - That's what makes this so difficult.RAGTOP wrote:Kramer - So Jerry, my millennium party is really coming together. Will people be able to breathe under water in the year 2000?
Jerry - Some of us.
Kramer - I don't want to exclude anybody.How do you rember all this stuff???????????????????????RAGTOP wrote:Jerry - So Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more 'grease monkey.
Puddy - I don't care for that term.
Jerry - Oh sorry, I didn't know.
Puddy - I don't know too many monkeys that can take apart a fuel injector.
Posted: November 22, 2004 7:53 pm
Kramer: Oh this baby loves the slop, loves it, eats it up. Eats the slop. Born to slop. His father was a mudder.
Guy: His father was a mudder.
Kramer: His mother was a mudder.
Guy: His mother was a mudder?
Kramer: What did I say?
"Oh and by the way they are real and they are fantastic"
"KEITH HERNANDEZ??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You realize of course.......you're naked?"
Guy: His father was a mudder.
Kramer: His mother was a mudder.
Guy: His mother was a mudder?
Kramer: What did I say?
"Oh and by the way they are real and they are fantastic"
"KEITH HERNANDEZ??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You realize of course.......you're naked?"
Posted: November 22, 2004 8:56 pm
From Episode 51 - the Contest
"You'll be out before the check comes!" -Jerry (on Kramer's chance of winning the contest)
"But are you still 'master of your domain?'" -Jerry
Jerry: She's driving me crazy, I can't eat, I can't sleep, I'm here, I'm climbing the walls. Meanwhile I'm in this contest, I'm datin' a virgin, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE!
"You're out?!"- Jerry (after learning that Elaine is out of the 'contest')
"I'm out" - Kramer
Jerry: I'm lord of the manor
Elaine: I'm queen of the county
Estelle: "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!"
Jerry, after George tells him about the hot nurse who gives sponge baths to the gorgeous patient:
"Well, I guess you'll be going back to that hospital."
George: "Well Jerry, my mother..."
"You'll be out before the check comes!" -Jerry (on Kramer's chance of winning the contest)
"But are you still 'master of your domain?'" -Jerry
Jerry: She's driving me crazy, I can't eat, I can't sleep, I'm here, I'm climbing the walls. Meanwhile I'm in this contest, I'm datin' a virgin, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE!
"You're out?!"- Jerry (after learning that Elaine is out of the 'contest')
"I'm out" - Kramer
Jerry: I'm lord of the manor
Elaine: I'm queen of the county
Estelle: "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!"
Jerry, after George tells him about the hot nurse who gives sponge baths to the gorgeous patient:
"Well, I guess you'll be going back to that hospital."
George: "Well Jerry, my mother..."
Posted: November 22, 2004 10:00 pm
@wTTsI AM the master of my domain!
Posted: November 22, 2004 10:56 pm
Kramer: "I cut slices so thin that sometimes I don't even see 'em"
Elaine: "Then how do you know you sliced it?"
Kramer: "I don't know, I guess I just asumed"
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Episode #154 - The Merv Griffen Show - November 6, 1997 is my all time favorite episode. I could watch that forever.
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Kramer: "Do you know how much time I waist in this apartment?"
Jerry: "I could ball park it"
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Elaine: "Then how do you know you sliced it?"
Kramer: "I don't know, I guess I just asumed"
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Episode #154 - The Merv Griffen Show - November 6, 1997 is my all time favorite episode. I could watch that forever.
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Kramer: "Do you know how much time I waist in this apartment?"
Jerry: "I could ball park it"
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Posted: November 22, 2004 11:25 pm
Elaine: You? I'm more responsible than you are!
Kramer: Don't be ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.
Kramer: Don't be ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.
Posted: November 22, 2004 11:30 pm
Kramer: "It's a write-off for them."
Jerry: "How is it a write-off?"
Kramer: "They just write it off."
Jerry: "Write it off what?"
Kramer: "Jerry, all these big companies -- they write-off everything."
Jerry: "You don't even know what a write-off is."
Kramer: "Do you?"
Jerry: "No, I don't."
Kramer: "But they do, and they're the ones writing it off."
Jerry: "How is it a write-off?"
Kramer: "They just write it off."
Jerry: "Write it off what?"
Kramer: "Jerry, all these big companies -- they write-off everything."
Jerry: "You don't even know what a write-off is."
Kramer: "Do you?"
Jerry: "No, I don't."
Kramer: "But they do, and they're the ones writing it off."
Posted: November 23, 2004 12:07 am
"Don't we have a deal with the pigeons?"
"Of course we have a deal. They get out of the way of our cars, we look the other way on the statue defecation."
- George and Jerry, in "The Merv Griffin Show"
"There's this creepy new guy at work. He just comes out of nowhere and he's right next to you."
"So he just sidles up."
"That's right. He's a real sidler."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Merv Griffin Show"
"It's the Merv Griffin set."
"How did you get this in here?"
"You just bring it in sideways and hook it."
"So where are you gonna sleep?"
"Backstage."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Merv Griffin Show"
"Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way... 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.' "
- Kramer, in "The Fusilli Jerry"
"Actually it was in gym class. I was trying to climb the ropes and Jerry was spotting me. I kept slipping and burning my thighs and then finally I slipped and fell on Jerry's head. We've been close ever since."
- George, explaining how he and Jerry met, in "The Outing"
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"
- Jerry, denying that he is gay, but not wanting to be seen as anti-gay, in "The Outing"
"Ordinarily I wouldn't mind, but..."
"But what?"
"Well, I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold..."
"Oh, you mean... Shrinkage."
"Yes. Significant shrinkage."
"So you feel you were shortchanged."
"Yes. I mean, if she thinks that's me, she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me."
- George and Jerry, in "The Hamptons"
"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be... And more!"
"I'm sure it is."
"Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage."
- George and Jane, in "The Hamptons"
"What is so appealing to men about a catfight?"
"Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other, there's a chance they might somehow kiss."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Summer of George"
"Of course we have a deal. They get out of the way of our cars, we look the other way on the statue defecation."
- George and Jerry, in "The Merv Griffin Show"
"There's this creepy new guy at work. He just comes out of nowhere and he's right next to you."
"So he just sidles up."
"That's right. He's a real sidler."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Merv Griffin Show"
"It's the Merv Griffin set."
"How did you get this in here?"
"You just bring it in sideways and hook it."
"So where are you gonna sleep?"
"Backstage."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Merv Griffin Show"
"Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way... 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.' "
- Kramer, in "The Fusilli Jerry"
"Actually it was in gym class. I was trying to climb the ropes and Jerry was spotting me. I kept slipping and burning my thighs and then finally I slipped and fell on Jerry's head. We've been close ever since."
- George, explaining how he and Jerry met, in "The Outing"
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"
- Jerry, denying that he is gay, but not wanting to be seen as anti-gay, in "The Outing"
"Ordinarily I wouldn't mind, but..."
"But what?"
"Well, I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold..."
"Oh, you mean... Shrinkage."
"Yes. Significant shrinkage."
"So you feel you were shortchanged."
"Yes. I mean, if she thinks that's me, she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me."
- George and Jerry, in "The Hamptons"
"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be... And more!"
"I'm sure it is."
"Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage."
- George and Jane, in "The Hamptons"
"What is so appealing to men about a catfight?"
"Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other, there's a chance they might somehow kiss."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Summer of George"
Posted: November 23, 2004 12:11 am
Elaine: "I will never understand people."
Jerry: "They're the worst."
Jerry: "They're the worst."
Posted: November 23, 2004 12:12 am
While we are on the subject of Jerry Seinfeld...
(I know, like you haven't seen enough of this pic)
(I know, like you haven't seen enough of this pic)
Posted: November 23, 2004 1:21 am
It looks like you were at a McDonalds when this was taken? Where the hell were you? How did you meet him?Air M'Ville Cap'n wrote:While we are on the subject of Jerry Seinfeld...
(I know, like you haven't seen enough of this pic)
Posted: November 23, 2004 1:34 am
haha actually it was the general aviation lounge at the airport here in town. Jerry came to town for a show last December. We went to it (most hilarious thing I'd ever heard). I told my girl that we oughta drive out to the airport and see if we can see what plane he came in on (I fly so I like to look at airplanescaptainjoe wrote:It looks like you were at a McDonalds when this was taken? Where the hell were you? How did you meet him?
). Well we got there, and we drove in front of the windows of the GA lounge, and a man was getting up to change the channel on the TV. We were both like "that looks like Jerry." So we parked and went in and met him. He was very polite. We asked if we could get a picture with him and he said sure. We told him that we were sorry to bother him and he said "oh its no problem." Pretty cool experience.
btw, If you ever want to meet somebody famous that is gonna be in your town, go to the airport. I know a fella who met Buffett when he came into KC, because he went out to the airport. He went to the KC Downtown airport, not the international airport. Keep that in mind too. Often times there are general aviation airports that are more convenient than the larger airports and thats where the celebs will fly into
Posted: November 23, 2004 10:21 am
GEORGE: I...was trying to lead the way. We needed a leader! Someone to lead the way to safety.
ROBIN: But you yelled "get out of my way"!
GEORGE: Because! Because, as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? The clown? Instead of castigating me, you should all be thanking me. What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where heroes are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?
ROBIN: But I saw you push the women and children out of the way in a mad panic! I saw you knock them down! And when you ran out, you left everyone behind!
GEORGE: Seemingly. Seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression. What looked like pushing...what looked like knocking down...was a safety precaution! In a fire, you stay close to the ground, am I right? And when I ran out that door, I was not leaving anyone behind! Oh, quite the contrary! I risked my life making sure that exit was clear. Any other questions?
FIREMAN: How do you live with yourself?
GEORGE: Its not easy
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Kramer: Well, I got gonorrhea.
Elaine: That seems about right.
Kramer: That's what they gave me.
George: They? The Government?
ROBIN: But you yelled "get out of my way"!
GEORGE: Because! Because, as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? The clown? Instead of castigating me, you should all be thanking me. What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where heroes are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?
ROBIN: But I saw you push the women and children out of the way in a mad panic! I saw you knock them down! And when you ran out, you left everyone behind!
GEORGE: Seemingly. Seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression. What looked like pushing...what looked like knocking down...was a safety precaution! In a fire, you stay close to the ground, am I right? And when I ran out that door, I was not leaving anyone behind! Oh, quite the contrary! I risked my life making sure that exit was clear. Any other questions?
FIREMAN: How do you live with yourself?
GEORGE: Its not easy
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Kramer: Well, I got gonorrhea.
Elaine: That seems about right.
Kramer: That's what they gave me.
George: They? The Government?
Posted: November 23, 2004 11:25 am
BottleofRum wrote:GEORGE: I...was trying to lead the way. We needed a leader! Someone to lead the way to safety.
ROBIN: But you yelled "get out of my way"!
GEORGE: Because! Because, as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? The clown? Instead of castigating me, you should all be thanking me. What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where heroes are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?
ROBIN: But I saw you push the women and children out of the way in a mad panic! I saw you knock them down! And when you ran out, you left everyone behind!
GEORGE: Seemingly. Seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression. What looked like pushing...what looked like knocking down...was a safety precaution! In a fire, you stay close to the ground, am I right? And when I ran out that door, I was not leaving anyone behind! Oh, quite the contrary! I risked my life making sure that exit was clear. Any other questions?
FIREMAN: How do you live with yourself?
GEORGE: Its not easy
man I love this stuffPosted: November 23, 2004 11:26 am
George was such a schmuck!!!!
Posted: November 23, 2004 12:12 pm
Ahhh... but what funny SCHMUCK he was...buffettbride wrote:George was such a schmuck!!!!
Posted: November 23, 2004 12:12 pm
Exactly.st.somewhere wrote:Ahhh... but what funny SCHMUCK he was...buffettbride wrote:George was such a schmuck!!!!
Posted: November 23, 2004 2:33 pm
Two of my favorites come from Kramer:
"I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin' it!"
and
"Levels"
"I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin' it!"
and
"Levels"
Posted: November 23, 2004 2:46 pm
Jerry: Don't you see? No boxers, No Jockeys. The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of Gaberdeen!PA PAR8 HED wrote:Two of my favorites come from Kramer:
"I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin' it!"
Elaine (backing away) Ewwww!