The Redhead

[cocapelle]

THE REDHEADED LADY
A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her
body
hurts wherever she touches it.
"That's strange," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She
pushes her knee and screams, then pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor then asks, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde.."
I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

[ragtopW]

[RinglingRingling]

THE REDHEADED LADY
A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her
body
hurts wherever she touches it.
"That's strange," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She
pushes her knee and screams, then pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor then asks, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde.."
I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

Figured this had to be a dye-job. Redheads are never that stupid.

[redwinemaker]

[redwinemaker]

[IsleReef]

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