The Firefighter

[cocapelle]

A firefighter is working outside the station when he notices a little
girl in a
little red wagon with little ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled
in the middle, and wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled
by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter takes a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck,"
the firefighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says. The
firefighter
notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the
cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
to run
your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I
think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right,
but...then I wouldn't have a siren."