Women Think Fast

[cocapelle]

Now, this is thinking on your feet.......Last night, my friends and I
went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of
us, so she pulled out a $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the
guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out
a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.
I was a bit worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she
just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy
gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on us and the
guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I
reached for my wallet......
What could I do???? The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card,
swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and went
home!!

[ragtopW]

BEACH

[redwinemaker]