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A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the
superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."

The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek says, "We had great mathematicians."

The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire."

and so on and so on until the Greek says, "We invented sex."

And the Italian responds, "This is true, but it was the Italians who
introduced it to women."

now that theres funny i dont care where you are from