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Crabs and Lobsters
Posted: November 26, 2004 9:55 am
by Prthd119
A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the
lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then
forbids her to see the crab anymore.
"It'll never work, honey." he says to her. "Crabs walk side-
ways and we walk straight."
"Please," she begs her father. "Just meet him once. I know
you'll like him."
Her father finally relents and agrees to a one-time meeting,
and she runs off to share the good news with her crab sweetie.
The crab is so excited he decides to surprise his beloved's
family. He practices and practices until he can finally walk
straight!
On the BIG day, he walks the entire way to the lobster's
house as straight as he can.
Standing on the porch, and seeing the crab walking towards
him, the lobster dad yells to his daughter.....
"I knew it! Here comes that crab and he's drunk!"
Posted: November 26, 2004 10:00 am
by nycparrothead
Well there's 45 seconds of my life I'll never get back...
Connie dear.. That was the most un-funny joke ever, sweetums!
Posted: November 26, 2004 10:03 am
by Prthd119
nycparrothead wrote:Well there's 45 seconds of my life I'll never get back...
Connie dear.. That was the most un-funny joke ever, sweetums!
Yeah, it really is ...What can I say? I haven't even had half a pot of coffee yet........
and how come all the stuff that is supposed to be bad for us?? Smoking, caffeine, etc...I learned about when I was nursing ????????
Posted: November 26, 2004 10:07 am
by nycparrothead
Prthd119 wrote:and how come all the stuff that is supposed to be bad for us?? Smoking, caffeine, etc...I learned about when I was nursing ????????
It's a huge lie!!! None of that stuff is bad for you! Smoking, drinking, caffeine are all great for you! For that matter, heroine and cocaine are good for ya too!
Posted: November 27, 2004 12:38 am
by RhumChum
Posted: November 28, 2004 1:15 am
by ragtopW
that sounds like my luck someone needs to give the crab an E for effort.
Posted: December 1, 2004 3:15 pm
by rednekkPH
nycparrothead wrote: Smoking, drinking, caffeine are all great for you! For that matter, heroine and cocaine are good for ya too!
Woo-Hoo!!! I'm gonna live forever!
Posted: December 1, 2004 3:44 pm
by buffettbride
rednekkPH wrote:nycparrothead wrote: Smoking, drinking, caffeine are all great for you! For that matter, heroine and cocaine are good for ya too!
Woo-Hoo!!! I'm gonna live forever!
You're the guddamm fountain of youth!
Posted: December 1, 2004 3:52 pm
by fairhopeparrot
I thought it was kinda funny, but my kind of funny is usually not everyone else's kind of funny.
Posted: December 1, 2004 3:55 pm
by buffettbride
That's why we love you sweetums!
Posted: December 1, 2004 3:58 pm
by fairhopeparrot
Thanks honey!
P.S. I heard you stirred up some trouble yesterday in the Off Topic Area...
Posted: December 1, 2004 4:00 pm
by buffettbride
fairhopeparrot wrote:Thanks honey!
P.S. I heard you stirred up some trouble yesterday in the Off Topic Area...
Me? Stir up trouble? Maybe liquified it in the blender
Besides Jamie started it with his facial hair poll! It's all his fault!
Posted: December 1, 2004 4:11 pm
by fairhopeparrot
GOD... guess what! I owe you a BIG BIG BIG Thank you!! He came to my office for lunch today with facial hair. I have been up his ass for weeks now about growing it back out. You must have some touch because one reply from you and BAM he has facial hair again.
Posted: December 1, 2004 4:15 pm
by buffettbride
I must just have that special touch.
Posted: December 1, 2004 4:16 pm
by fairhopeparrot
I guess BG is always satisfied with a touch like yours...
Posted: December 1, 2004 4:17 pm
by buffettbride
And me with his...
Posted: December 1, 2004 4:17 pm
by rednekkPH
buffettbride wrote:I must just have that special touch.
I'll be the judge of that
Posted: December 1, 2004 4:18 pm
by buffettbride
Posted: December 1, 2004 4:18 pm
by A1A BOUND
GET A ROOM
Posted: December 1, 2004 4:20 pm
by buffettbride
I've lost track. Who's touching who?