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What do you say when somebody sneezes?
Posted: November 30, 2004 11:45 am
by buffettbride
Just curious

Posted: November 30, 2004 11:49 am
by Cubbie Bear
Cover you goddammmouth you freakin' pig
Posted: November 30, 2004 11:50 am
by buffettbride
Posted: November 30, 2004 11:51 am
by tommcat327
WHEN I SNEEZE AND PEOPLE SAY GOD BLESS YOU I ALWAYS SAY NO THANK YOU
Posted: November 30, 2004 12:04 pm
by bravedave
Cubbie Bear wrote:Cover you goddammmouth you freakin' pig
(As a parent I frequently issue the same response... dfferent language tho)
Posted: November 30, 2004 12:17 pm
by El mojito
I say God bless you my, insert son or daughter, and if they blow their nose i say "honk that hooter"

Posted: November 30, 2004 12:35 pm
by Pencil Thin (inactive)
"You're so good looking!" I love it

. That was the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title

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Posted: November 30, 2004 12:36 pm
by CaptainP
I tell them to shut up.
(Seriously. Everyone always laughs, too!)
Posted: November 30, 2004 12:37 pm
by SMLCHNG
CaptainP wrote:I tell them to shut up.
(Seriously. Everyone always laughs, too!)
That's what my keet and I say to each other.

He's not into 'blessings', either. So it became "shut up".

Posted: November 30, 2004 12:42 pm
by Desdamona
I was brought up with "Gesundheit", but now it just gets weird looks.
Posted: November 30, 2004 12:51 pm
by CaptainP
WhenI sneeze, people usually respond with "Wow" or "Oh, my...". I have a powerful set of lungs, and when I sneeze, it's usually HUGE!
Posted: November 30, 2004 1:15 pm
by LIPH
El mojito wrote:if they blow their nose i say "honk that hooter"

That's another thing I say that's gets me slapped a lot.

Posted: November 30, 2004 1:21 pm
by kimbug
My son used to say "Bee shoes" when he was just a lil' guy...

Posted: November 30, 2004 3:30 pm
by Wino you know
If it was Sandra Bullock doing the sneezing, I'd say "You're so DAMN good looking".
Anybody else I'd just tell them to cover their G.D. mouth and get the F--- away from me.
Posted: November 30, 2004 3:31 pm
by buffettbride
kimbug wrote:My son used to say "Bee shoes" when he was just a lil' guy...

Awwwwwww! That is soooooo adorable!
Posted: November 30, 2004 4:38 pm
by 12vmanRick
I always say.. damn, get away from me with that cold.
Posted: November 30, 2004 4:43 pm
by lovin_jimmy
Cubbie Bear wrote:Cover you goddammmouth you freakin' pig
im with you cubbie, however im usually talking to the keets so i tend to phrase it differently

Posted: November 30, 2004 4:45 pm
by prrthd1987
Cubbie Bear wrote:Cover you goddammmouth you freakin' pig
Well said, Cubbie!
A slight variation also works for people who eat with their mouths open... that is THE biggest thing I can't stand, hearing or seeing people eating/chewing/swallowing, etc...
Posted: November 30, 2004 4:47 pm
by lovin_jimmy
can somebody please pass the hand gel? i suddenly feel the need to sanitize

Posted: November 30, 2004 4:50 pm
by buffettbride
prrthd1987 wrote:Cubbie Bear wrote:Cover you goddammmouth you freakin' pig
Well said, Cubbie!
A slight variation also works for people who eat with their mouths open... that is THE biggest thing I can't stand, hearing or seeing people eating/chewing/swallowing, etc...
OMG! I HATE eating noises!!!