Hanukkah Song-Adam Sandler (and other funny holiday songs)

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 7, 2004 11:03 am

This song cracks me up EVERY time!

Anyone else like it?

Updated to the new title!

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » December 7, 2004 11:06 am

YES I DO!!!!

I thought you might have a link to it, but apparently you're not as cool as I thought you were...

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » December 7, 2004 11:06 am

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish, not too shabby...

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 7, 2004 11:07 am

rednekkPH wrote:Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish, not too shabby...

OJ Simpson....Not a JEW!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 7, 2004 11:08 am

nycparrothead wrote:YES I DO!!!!

I thought you might have a link to it, but apparently you're not as cool as I thought you were...

I'm trying to find one! Most of the cool ones are blocked from my work. Adam Sandler's site itself is blocked as "Profanity and Sexual Materials".

If that were the case...the firewall shouldn't even let me in the front door every morning.

Mr Play · Post by **Mr Play** » December 7, 2004 11:08 am

Adam Sandler is hilarious. My favorite part is when he says "smoking marijuanika".

I like the Cheech and Chong song about Santa Clause too - when he's giving the reindeer the magic dust to make them fly. "A little bit for the reindeer, a litlle bit for Santa Clause, a little bit more for Santa Clause, a little bit more for Santa Clause".

jollymon345 · Post by **jollymon345** » December 7, 2004 11:08 am

I love that song. The remake he did of that one is Ok but not as good as the first.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 7, 2004 11:10 am

jollymon345 wrote:I love that song. The remake he did of that one is Ok but not as good as the first.

That's what I think too. We heard the original live version on the way to work this morning. We were about a half block away from dropping my daughter off at a Catholic school.

Anyone can post a good link?

Y-NO-9-O · Post by **Y-NO-9-O** » December 7, 2004 11:11 am

Four Play wrote:Adam Sandler is hilarious. My favorite part is when he says "smoking marijuanika".

I like the Cheech and Chong song about Santa Clause too - when he's giving the reindeer the magic dust to make them fly. "A little bit for the reindeer, a litlle bit for Santa Clause, a little bit more for Santa Clause, a little bit more for Santa Clause".

The name of the Cheech and Chong song is "Santa and his old lady".

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » December 7, 2004 11:12 am

Put on your yamaca
It's time for Hanukkah
So much fun-uka
To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukka is, the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you fell like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So does James Concord Douglas and the late Dina
Shora
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha NaNa and Arthur Fonzerelli.
Ponoman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half, too.
Put them together, what a fine looking Jew
You don't need deck the halls or Jingle Bell Rock
'Cuz you can spin a dredl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock
Both Jewish!
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is, Hall of Famer Rod Carew
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish
Not too shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrogge is
Well he's not, but guess who is
All three stooges
So many Jews are in show biz
Tom Cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrat Hanukkah
Don't forget harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah
So drink your gin and tonic-a
And smoke your maraijuana-ca
If you really, really, really, really wanna-ka
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Hannukah
Happy Hanukkah

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 7, 2004 11:13 am

Thank you Frankie!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » December 7, 2004 11:15 am

Another guy whose appeal will forever remain a mystery.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » December 7, 2004 11:17 am

My holidays are just not complete unless I hear it. I LOVE IT!!!!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 7, 2004 11:18 am

LIPH wrote:Another guy whose appeal will forever remain a mystery.

'Cause you are old and you have different strokes.

comemonday · Post by **comemonday** » December 7, 2004 11:21 am

And then there's part 2:

Time to take out those menorahs!
Put on your yamaca
It's time for Hanukkah
So much fun-uka
To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukkah is, the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Winona Ryder drinks Manashevits' wine
Then spins a dredl with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who give and receives loads of Hanukkah toys?
The girls from Barukasouhl and all three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too
Put them together, what a funky, bad-ass Jew
We got Harvey Kitell and falsh dancer Jennifer Bills
Jasmins Bleuth from Baywatche is Jewish and
Yes her boobs are real
O.J. Simpson, still not a Jew
But guess who is, the guy who does the voice for
Scooby-Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn't, but now he's back
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'cuz we're pretty good
In the sack
Guess who got bar mitzvah-ed on the PGA tour?
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods, I'm talking about
Mr. Happy Gilmore
So many Jews are in the show-biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish, but my mother thinks he is
Tell that old harmonica, it's time to celebrate Hanukkah
It's not pronounced Chanukkah
The C is silent in Hanukkah
So your your Hooked on Phonic-a
Get drunk in Teawonica
If you really really wanna-ka
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » December 7, 2004 11:27 am

ph4ever wrote:My holidays are just not complete unless I hear it. I LOVE IT!!!!

The Christmas song I need to hear every year is Springsteen doing Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.

jollymon345 · Post by **jollymon345** » December 7, 2004 11:28 am

Come Monday just beat me to it. But here are the lyrics for version 3. I have not heard it yet has anybody else?

"Ladies and Gentlemen: The Dradelles!"

Chorus:
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
Once again it's Chanukah
The miracle of Chanukah

Sandler: "Not bad, It's incredible to be back here, thank you"

Chanukah is the festival of lights
One day of presents
Hell no, we get the eight crazy nights
But if you still feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you
So here comes number three

Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessing
So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will & Grace's Debra Messing
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed pig with dairy
Maybe they should have called that show
Little Kosher House on the Prarie

We got Jerry Lewis
Ben Stiller and Jim Landa
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism
But you got to have him back
Just in time

We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow
Rob Snyder: I'm Jewish

Chorus:
Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah

Snyder : Tonight Willie Nelson's man who plays Harmonica celebrates Chanukah
Sandler: Tacky Elvis ladies and gentlemen, Tacky Elvis
Sandler: s***, I didn't know you were Jewish
Snyder : I'm a Philippino Jew
Snyder : In fact I gotta run home and light the first pig
Sandler: Get going!

Osama Bin Laden (Boo!)
Not a big fan of the Jews
But maybe that's cuz he lost a figure skating match
to Gold Medalist Sarah Hughes, her mama's Jewish

Houdini and David Lane escaped straight jackets in such precision
But the one thing they could not get out of
Their painful circumcision

Gwyneth Paltrow's half Jewish
A full time Oscar winner
Jennifer Connelly is half Jewish too
I'd like to put some more in her

.. .. and Paula Abdul
.. to make music
But first came Hebrew School

Hey, put on your yarmulke
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
Hold that Gin & Tonicah
On this joyful joyful Chanukah
So get on your ...
And soil your Long John-akuh
If you really really wannakuh
Have a Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Chanukah

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » December 7, 2004 11:29 am

LIPH wrote:
ph4ever wrote:My holidays are just not complete unless I hear it. I LOVE IT!!!!
The Christmas song I need to hear every year is Springsteen doing Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.

I'm not really a fan of xmas music, but I do like that one that Billy Squier did. And the Snoopy/Red Baron one is cool too.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » December 7, 2004 11:30 am

I like Grandma got Run over By a Reindeer

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 7, 2004 11:32 am

ph4ever wrote:I like Grandma got Run over By a Reindeer

Me too!

I should change the name of this thread to "Funny Holiday Songs"

Hmmmmmmmmm.