Mommy Humor

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 10, 2004 4:55 pm

A woman goes into labor at home. Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3 year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, " He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place, smack his butt again . "

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » December 10, 2004 5:50 pm

Did you make that one up?????

Ceol na Mara · Post by **Ceol na Mara** » December 14, 2004 5:52 pm

That's so cute!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » December 15, 2004 12:24 am