A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. "Dear Lord,"he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you we are but dust. . . "
He would have continued but at that moment a very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
Lord, have mercy!
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Ceol na Mara
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Re: Lord, have mercy!
I think that's what you see when a nun farts...Ceol na Mara wrote:"Mom, what is butt dust?"
Re: Lord, have mercy!
nycparrothead wrote:I think that's what you see when a nun farts...Ceol na Mara wrote:"Mom, what is butt dust?"
