Hmmmm....

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » December 17, 2004 8:41 am

A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "Man, I'm
dying to have sex in the worst way.

So the bartender says, "Well, the worst way I know of is
standing up in a hammock."

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 17, 2004 10:26 am

Connie....

bananaman · Post by **bananaman** » December 17, 2004 10:34 am

Ahhhh.....that brings back memories.

A1A BOUND · Post by **A1A BOUND** » December 17, 2004 10:53 am

funny!!!

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » December 18, 2004 5:08 am

rope burns

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » December 18, 2004 8:48 am

HA!!!

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » December 18, 2004 5:20 pm

Connie Connie Connie.............

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » December 18, 2004 6:44 pm

I am not posting anymore until after Christmas.......

sure.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » December 18, 2004 6:47 pm

I would think with two transvestite dwarf hookers in the back of a '51 Studebaker would have to rank right up there, maybe more than just a little hammock action

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » December 18, 2004 6:54 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:I would think with two transvestite dwarf hookers in the back of a '51 Studebaker would have to rank right up there, maybe more than just a little hammock action

I don't think I want to know how you have knowledge of this one R2...

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » December 18, 2004 6:56 pm

Prthd119 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:I would think with two transvestite dwarf hookers in the back of a '51 Studebaker would have to rank right up there, maybe more than just a little hammock action
I don't think I want to know how you have knowledge of this one R2...

This week's episode of HUFF on Showtime. Oliver Platt, Bridgid the Midget, and another very vertically-challenged woman...

let's just say that Oliver Platt is not a handsome man, and naked, ewwww. I just threw the Studebaker in for a bit of hyperbole.

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » December 18, 2004 6:59 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:I would think with two transvestite dwarf hookers in the back of a '51 Studebaker would have to rank right up there, maybe more than just a little hammock action
I don't think I want to know how you have knowledge of this one R2...
This week's episode of HUFF on Showtime. Oliver Platt, Bridgid the Midget, and another very vertically-challenged woman...

let's just say that Oliver Platt is not a handsome man, and naked, ewwww. I just threw the Studebaker in for a bit of hyperbole.

and we all know hyperbole makes all the difference in the world!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » December 18, 2004 7:03 pm

Prthd119 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:I would think with two transvestite dwarf hookers in the back of a '51 Studebaker would have to rank right up there, maybe more than just a little hammock action
I don't think I want to know how you have knowledge of this one R2...
This week's episode of HUFF on Showtime. Oliver Platt, Bridgid the Midget, and another very vertically-challenged woman...

let's just say that Oliver Platt is not a handsome man, and naked, ewwww. I just threw the Studebaker in for a bit of hyperbole.

and we all know hyperbole makes all the difference in the world!

because if you used a 2005 Lexus Q45, everyone would just yawn and say, "Been there, did that, got what's left of the tshirt after the second midget tore it off"...

wait... that sounds like a post Shane made last week.

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » December 18, 2004 7:04 pm

Poor Steph......

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » December 18, 2004 7:06 pm

Prthd119 wrote:Poor Steph......

I thought Steph's quote was about being humped by a single midget...

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » December 18, 2004 7:40 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:Poor Steph......

I thought Steph's quote was about being humped by a single midget...

No, no, no...It was about a Monkey.....you silly goose!