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Hmmmm....
Posted: December 17, 2004 8:41 am
by Prthd119
A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "Man, I'm
dying to have sex in the worst way.
So the bartender says, "Well, the worst way I know of is
standing up in a hammock."
Posted: December 17, 2004 10:26 am
by buffettbride
Posted: December 17, 2004 10:34 am
by bananaman
Ahhhh.....that brings back memories.
Posted: December 17, 2004 10:53 am
by A1A BOUND
funny!!!
Posted: December 18, 2004 5:08 am
by Sidew13
Posted: December 18, 2004 8:48 am
by nycparrothead
Posted: December 18, 2004 5:20 pm
by IsleReef
Posted: December 18, 2004 6:44 pm
by Prthd119
I am not posting anymore until after Christmas.......
sure.
Posted: December 18, 2004 6:47 pm
by RinglingRingling
I would think with two transvestite dwarf hookers in the back of a '51 Studebaker would have to rank right up there, maybe more than just a little hammock action
Posted: December 18, 2004 6:54 pm
by Prthd119
RinglingRingling wrote:I would think with two transvestite dwarf hookers in the back of a '51 Studebaker would have to rank right up there, maybe more than just a little hammock action
I don't think I want to know how you have knowledge of this one R2...
Posted: December 18, 2004 6:56 pm
by RinglingRingling
Prthd119 wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:I would think with two transvestite dwarf hookers in the back of a '51 Studebaker would have to rank right up there, maybe more than just a little hammock action
I don't think I want to know how you have knowledge of this one R2...
This week's episode of HUFF on Showtime. Oliver Platt, Bridgid the Midget, and another very vertically-challenged woman...
let's just say that Oliver Platt is not a handsome man, and naked, ewwww. I just threw the Studebaker in for a bit of hyperbole.
Posted: December 18, 2004 6:59 pm
by Prthd119
RinglingRingling wrote:Prthd119 wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:I would think with two transvestite dwarf hookers in the back of a '51 Studebaker would have to rank right up there, maybe more than just a little hammock action
I don't think I want to know how you have knowledge of this one R2...
This week's episode of HUFF on Showtime. Oliver Platt, Bridgid the Midget, and another very vertically-challenged woman...
let's just say that Oliver Platt is not a handsome man, and naked, ewwww. I just threw the Studebaker in for a bit of hyperbole.
and we all know hyperbole makes all the difference in the world!
Posted: December 18, 2004 7:03 pm
by RinglingRingling
Prthd119 wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:Prthd119 wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:I would think with two transvestite dwarf hookers in the back of a '51 Studebaker would have to rank right up there, maybe more than just a little hammock action
I don't think I want to know how you have knowledge of this one R2...
This week's episode of HUFF on Showtime. Oliver Platt, Bridgid the Midget, and another very vertically-challenged woman...
let's just say that Oliver Platt is not a handsome man, and naked, ewwww. I just threw the Studebaker in for a bit of hyperbole.
and we all know hyperbole makes all the difference in the world!
because if you used a 2005 Lexus Q45, everyone would just yawn and say, "Been there, did that, got what's left of the tshirt after the second midget tore it off"...
wait... that sounds like a post Shane made last week.
Posted: December 18, 2004 7:04 pm
by Prthd119
Posted: December 18, 2004 7:06 pm
by RinglingRingling
I thought Steph's quote was about being humped by a single midget...
Posted: December 18, 2004 7:40 pm
by Prthd119
RinglingRingling wrote:
I thought Steph's quote was about being humped by a single midget...
No, no, no...It was about a Monkey.....you silly goose!
