Inner Peace

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for
Me, and we could all use more peace and calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show,

I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The

Way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've

Started." So I looked around my house to see all the things

I had started and hadn't finished. Before leaving the house

This morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of

White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kailua,

A package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and

Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some ice

Cream and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel!!

Please pass this on to those you feel are in the need of

Inner peace.