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11bravo
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Inner Peace

Post by 11bravo »

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for


me, and we could all use more peace and calm in our lives.




By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show,




I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The




way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've




started." So I looked around my house to see all the things




I had started and hadn't finished. Before leaving the house




this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of




White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua,




a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and




Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some ice




cream and a box of chocolates.





You have no idea how freaking good I feel!!





Please pass this on to those you feel are in the need of




inner peace.
We're all here because we ain't all there.
IsleReef
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Post by IsleReef »

Ya must of crapped like a race horse......... :lol: :lol:
Wrinkles only go where smiles have been....
ragtopW
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Post by ragtopW »

thank you I feel better already!
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