Is it 5 o'clock yet?
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:21 pm
I really need to get away from a woman in my office. I can't be held responsible for my actions if she doesn't back-off!
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Posted: December 21, 2004 3:23 pm
somewhere
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:24 pm
Details...we need details...
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:25 pm
Take two shots and call me in the morning ..
shots of alcohol ... not 9mm
shots of alcohol ... not 9mm
Re: Is it 5 o'clock yet?
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:26 pm
halfpint6924 wrote:I really need to get away from a woman in my office. I can't be held responsible for my actions if she doesn't back-off!
I encourage office treachery ..... when she away from her desk.
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:27 pm
Two shots at her head. I only need one shot for her.semitruths wrote:Take two shots and call me in the morning ..
shots of alcohol ... not 9mm
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:33 pm
Can you fart at will? That will get her to leave you alone.
Warning: May inspire calls to HR and is extremely gross, disgusting and tactless. (yet effective)
Warning: May inspire calls to HR and is extremely gross, disgusting and tactless. (yet effective)
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:33 pm
I thought about crazy gluing her pens to the desk. She's not very bright.
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:35 pm
Put a piece of tape on the bottom of the mouse at her computer, its a great thing to watch people beat the hell out of it against the desk. 
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:36 pm
Sounds like you have first-hand knowledge . . .honeysucklevine wrote:Put a piece of tape on the bottom of the mouse at her computer, its a great thing to watch people beat the hell out of it against the desk.
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:37 pm
honeysucklevine wrote:Put a piece of tape on the bottom of the mouse at her computer, its a great thing to watch people beat the hell out of it against the desk.
Or remove the ball .......
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:39 pm
This is a good one...
Do a screen print of her desktop and then make that her screensaver.
Do a screen print of her desktop and then make that her screensaver.
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:46 pm
This is such a great idea! Only one problem...she'll be calling me because her mouse won't work.semitruths wrote:honeysucklevine wrote:Put a piece of tape on the bottom of the mouse at her computer, its a great thing to watch people beat the hell out of it against the desk.
Or remove the ball .......
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:49 pm
Another one...unplug her monitor. Most people don't think of that one right away. But again, she'd still prolly be calling you to help.
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:51 pm
Very funny!!semitruths wrote:honeysucklevine wrote:Put a piece of tape on the bottom of the mouse at her computer, its a great thing to watch people beat the hell out of it against the desk.
Or remove the ball .......
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:54 pm
halfpint6924 wrote:This is such a great idea! Only one problem...she'll be calling me because her mouse won't work.semitruths wrote:honeysucklevine wrote:Put a piece of tape on the bottom of the mouse at her computer, its a great thing to watch people beat the hell out of it against the desk.
Or remove the ball .......
Tell her to go see someone who gives a sh*t ........
Posted: December 21, 2004 3:57 pm
I just tossed her a quarter and said "Here, call someone who cares" but then I remembered that phone calls are now $.50 so I have to give her more money. I asked "How can I miss you if you won't go away?"semitruths wrote:halfpint6924 wrote:This is such a great idea! Only one problem...she'll be calling me because her mouse won't work.semitruths wrote:honeysucklevine wrote:Put a piece of tape on the bottom of the mouse at her computer, its a great thing to watch people beat the hell out of it against the desk.
Or remove the ball .......
Tell her to go see someone who gives a sh*t ........
Posted: December 21, 2004 4:01 pm
Where's Vinnie??? ......... he's supposed to bring the popcorn to these sporting events .........
(cat fights!!!)
(cat fights!!!)
Posted: December 21, 2004 4:10 pm
Ok, she took her hour and left! Yeah! It's gonna be a good day afterall!semitruths wrote:Where's Vinnie??? ......... he's supposed to bring the popcorn to these sporting events .........
(cat fights!!!)
Posted: December 21, 2004 7:40 pm
g-g-g-g-g-g, cat fight!!!! (ok, it ain't easy typing Kramerisms)semitruths wrote:
(cat fights!!!)