for the guys

[lovin_jimmy]

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big "everything
under one roof" department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do
you have any
sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the
job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the
boss came down.

"How many sales did you make today?" The kid says, "One." The boss says,
"Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the
sale for?"
The kid says, "$101,237.64." The boss says, "$101,237.64?! What the hell
did you sell?!"

Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium
fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new
fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast,
so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat
department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he
didn't think
his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive
department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
boat and truck?"


Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I
said,

'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"

[redwinemaker]

Now that theres funny I don't care where you are from...

[unclejohn]

[IsleReef]

[Dally]

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