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Kangaroo
Posted: January 5, 2005 12:22 pm
by CaptainP
This is weird:
Just announced on the radio...
Dodgeville, WI police are attempting to capture a KANGAROO that is loose in the town!
That's all the details I have right now. Why would there be a kangaroo in Wisconsin in January?
Re: Kangaroo
Posted: January 5, 2005 12:36 pm
by land_shark3
CaptainP wrote:Why would there be a kangaroo in Wisconsin in January?
Cause they've never seen snow? Or maybe because its too hot in Australia right now?
Do you have something against kangaroos?

Are they not allowed in Wisconsin?

Are you a kangarooist?

Re: Kangaroo
Posted: January 5, 2005 12:37 pm
by rednekkPH
I beleive the correct term is anti-rooite.
Re: Kangaroo
Posted: January 5, 2005 12:37 pm
by CaptainP
Posted: January 5, 2005 12:53 pm
by iuparrothead
Sh*t! It probably got loose from my illegal secret exotic animal sanctuary up there!!!
I raise kangaroos for the meat!

Posted: January 5, 2005 12:54 pm
by ph4ever
iuparrothead wrote:Sh*t! It probably got loose from my illegal secret exotic animal sanctuary up there!!!
I raise kangaroos for the meat!

they are free range roos aren't they??

Posted: January 5, 2005 12:54 pm
by buffettbride
Wade lives in WI. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted: January 5, 2005 12:57 pm
by iuparrothead
ph4ever wrote:iuparrothead wrote:Sh*t! It probably got loose from my illegal secret exotic animal sanctuary up there!!!
I raise kangaroos for the meat!

they are free range roos aren't they??

Certainly!

My cats are on a kangaroo meat diet. Only the best for my babies!

Posted: January 5, 2005 1:36 pm
by CaptainP
We serve Ostrich at the restaurant, but not Roo.
Re: Kangaroo
Posted: January 5, 2005 1:46 pm
by Ilph
CaptainP wrote:Why would there be a kangaroo in Wisconsin in January?
Duh, if you guys would watch more National Geographic, you would know! It has been well documented that all kangaroos have a Brett Favre/cheese/p*** fetish. And they migrate to Wisconsin every January. Sadly, most of them die in the swim over.
Re: Kangaroo
Posted: January 5, 2005 1:58 pm
by IsleReef
Ilph wrote:CaptainP wrote:Why would there be a kangaroo in Wisconsin in January?
Duh, if you guys would watch more National Geographic, you would know! It has been well documented that all kangaroos have a Brett Favre/cheese/p*** fetish. And they migrate to Wisconsin every January. Sadly, most of them die in the swim over.
The swim is quite tragic indeed.......

Posted: January 5, 2005 2:10 pm
by halfpint6924
iuparrothead wrote:Sh*t! It probably got loose from my illegal secret exotic animal sanctuary up there!!!
I raise kangaroos for the meat!

So does McDonalds
Posted: January 5, 2005 2:14 pm
by creeky
Posted: January 5, 2005 2:17 pm
by PHBeerman
Why not? They eat them over there all the time. Or so my dad says.
Posted: January 5, 2005 2:19 pm
by PHBeerman
Crreky do you have one of these?

Posted: January 5, 2005 2:20 pm
by Billy Cruiser
PHBeerman wrote:
Why not? They eat them over there all the time. Or so my dad says.
When I was over there this past October, I took the opportunity to consume the national coat of arms. Roo and Emu. Also, tries the Crock
It was pretty good.

Posted: January 5, 2005 2:24 pm
by Ilph
Posted: January 5, 2005 2:42 pm
by iuparrothead
In all honestly though, my vet encouraged me to put one of my cats on a kangaroo (& various other exotic animals) meat diet because he thought I she had a regular cat-food allergy. I didn't really believe she was allergic... I just thought she was vomiting because she's a pig and eats too much, too fast... so needless to say, I didn't buy into the new fad kangaroo meat cat-food diet.

Posted: January 5, 2005 2:47 pm
by land_shark3
iuparrothead wrote:I raise kangaroos for the meat!

Actually, it tastes similar to beef jerky. Roo is a very tough meat.
Posted: January 5, 2005 2:51 pm
by land_shark3
PHBeerman wrote:Crreky do you have one of these?

Ummm, I know what that is and my hands aren't going anywhere near it!
