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OK I'm opening my Mardi gras Beads and this story was remembered
from last year..

I love Mardi Gras.. I spend about 150$ a year on beads.. last year
There is this very pretty girl in the corner behind the pool tables
with her B/F Hubby? who knows. any way she keeps back in the corner
and won't make eye contact or look at the beads.. HER B/F
comes up to me and says "hey I'll buy your beer for the rest of the night
if you will go offer Her a set of beads" I say well I figured that she did not want to trade.. He says "she thinks they are too small and no one wants to look" Me she is way pretty and anyway they are not small at all
I look behind me.. Guess who.. so we make a trade (very nice)
and she takes off all through the bar and in like half an hour she has a neck load of beads..
she trades with ME again. and goes off berry happy
( me happy too) Her B/F is good to his word and I did not even get to half a beer the rest of the night

I done a good deed...

ragtopW wrote:OK I'm opening my Mardi gras Beads and this story was remembered
from last year..

I love Mardi Gras.. I spend about 150$ a year on beads.. last year
There is this very pretty girl in the corner behind the pool tables
with her B/F Hubby? who knows. any way she keeps back in the corner
and won't make eye contact or look at the beads.. HER B/F
comes up to me and says "hey I'll buy your beer for the rest of the night
if you will go offer Her a set of beads" I say well I figured that she did not want to trade.. He says "she thinks they are too small and no one wants to look" Me she is way pretty and anyway they are not small at all
I look behind me.. Guess who.. so we make a trade (very nice)
and she takes off all through the bar and in like half an hour she has a neck load of beads..
she trades with ME again. and goes off berry happy
( me happy too) Her B/F is good to his word and I did not even get to half a beer the rest of the night

I done a good deed...

That story made me so happy!, it brought a tear of joy to my eye!!! :woohoo:


you, my friend, are a truely careing person!!!
bless you!!!!







any pictures?

phtnt wrote:

ragtopW wrote:OK I'm opening my Mardi gras Beads and this story was remembered
from last year..

I love Mardi Gras.. I spend about 150$ a year on beads.. last year
There is this very pretty girl in the corner behind the pool tables
with her B/F Hubby? who knows. any way she keeps back in the corner
and won't make eye contact or look at the beads.. HER B/F
comes up to me and says "hey I'll buy your beer for the rest of the night
if you will go offer Her a set of beads" I say well I figured that she did not want to trade.. He says "she thinks they are too small and no one wants to look" Me she is way pretty and anyway they are not small at all
I look behind me.. Guess who.. so we make a trade (very nice)
and she takes off all through the bar and in like half an hour she has a neck load of beads..
she trades with ME again. and goes off berry happy
( me happy too) Her B/F is good to his word and I did not even get to half a beer the rest of the night

I done a good deed...

That story made me so happy!, it brought a tear of joy to my eye!!! :woohoo:


you, my friend, are a truely careing person!!!
bless you!!!!







any pictures?

I reallyneed a digital camera

IsleReef wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

semitruths wrote:

halfpint6924 wrote:

thetacoman wrote:Because there're 2 of the first things that we see...

I've said this phrase many times over:

"Excuse me....my eyes are up here."

Eyes can be enticing too ... but not as much fun.

It's not very much fun to s*** on eyeballs.

Ahhh.... Oculingus............

And you would know!

Shame on me!!!! I always though it was part of of a woman's beautiful anatomy. And to think I spent many years in college studying that subject?????

buffettbride wrote:

semitruths wrote:

halfpint6924 wrote:

thetacoman wrote:Because there're 2 of the first things that we see...

I've said this phrase many times over:

"Excuse me....my eyes are up here."

Eyes can be enticing too ... but not as much fun.

It's not very much fun to s*** on eyeballs.

Here we go back to our other cnn thread

pair8head wrote:

phtnt wrote:

pair8head wrote:I googled "Why ask Why" and found this. I didn't know you could do this.

can I ask for a bigger one?

I was wondering the same thing.

G'night all.

Evidently someone isn't getting quite ALL the spam they need...

iuparrothead wrote:I'm obsessed with mine right now... I'm pis$ed as hell at how big they've gotten! Shrink dammit shrink!!!

Pictures would be good... just for second opinions.

buffettbride wrote:

tikitatas wrote:Envy? I don't think so, Lis . . . Mal mentioned D cups.

I think she means the GUYS envy us 'cause we have 'em. As, B's, Zs...whatever. Boobies are boobies. There's a guy out there for every pair of 'em.

"Coach always said, 'Boys, shoot for As and Bs in class; but remember that Cs and Ds are still passing' and I applied that theory to a lot of other things in life."

halfpint6924 wrote:

thetacoman wrote:Because there're 2 of the first things that we see...

I've said this phrase many times over:

"Excuse me....my eyes are up here."

"mmm, you were saying something? I seem to have had something else on my mind"

semitruths wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

halfpint6924 wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

semitruths wrote:

halfpint6924 wrote: I've said this phrase many times over:

"Excuse me....my eyes are up here."

Eyes can be enticing too ... but not as much fun.

It's not very much fun to s*** on eyeballs.

That's just plain wrong.... EWWWW

Semi-true story...but there are guys that do like to s*** on eyeballs. It's icky and weird. No 2nd date for that guy.

There are better ways to address the eyes ...

"HELLO EYES!!!"

phtnt wrote:

ragtopW wrote:OK I'm opening my Mardi gras Beads and this story was remembered
from last year..

I love Mardi Gras.. I spend about 150$ a year on beads.. last year
There is this very pretty girl in the corner behind the pool tables
with her B/F Hubby? who knows. any way she keeps back in the corner
and won't make eye contact or look at the beads.. HER B/F
comes up to me and says "hey I'll buy your beer for the rest of the night
if you will go offer Her a set of beads" I say well I figured that she did not want to trade.. He says "she thinks they are too small and no one wants to look" Me she is way pretty and anyway they are not small at all
I look behind me.. Guess who.. so we make a trade (very nice)
and she takes off all through the bar and in like half an hour she has a neck load of beads..
she trades with ME again. and goes off berry happy
( me happy too) Her B/F is good to his word and I did not even get to half a beer the rest of the night

I done a good deed...

That story made me so happy!, it brought a tear of joy to my eye!!! :woohoo:


you, my friend, are a truely careing person!!!
bless you!!!!







any pictures?

A real altruist would have just taken the reward of knowing they'd done a good deed; and turned down the free beer.

halfpint6924 wrote:

thetacoman wrote:Because there're 2 of the first things that we see...

I've said this phrase many times over:

"Excuse me....my eyes are up here."

SUNGLASSES YOU CAN BE LOOKING TOWARD THERE EYES ,BUT LOOKING IN OTHER DIRECTIONS,BESIDES MOST WOMEN LIKE TO BE CHECKED OUTBY OTHER GUYS.

tequilatom wrote:

halfpint6924 wrote:

thetacoman wrote:Because there're 2 of the first things that we see...

I've said this phrase many times over:

"Excuse me....my eyes are up here."

SUNGLASSES YOU CAN BE LOOKING TOWARD THERE EYES ,BUT LOOKING IN OTHER DIRECTIONS,BESIDES MOST WOMEN LIKE TO BE CHECKED OUTBY OTHER GUYS.

Sunglasses... let you check out the presentation with a stone face.

A real altruist would have just taken the reward of knowing they'd done a good deed; and turned down the free beer. [/quote]

I tried that,his reply was " a deal is a deal"
He was very grateful. And truly I did not really think of the
whole picture till the next day and thought about what all went on

ragtopW wrote:A real altruist would have just taken the reward of knowing they'd done a good deed; and turned down the free beer.

I tried that,his reply was " a deal is a deal"
He was very grateful. And truly I did not really think of the
whole picture till the next day and thought about what all want down..[/quote]

You might want to edit this line....

ragtopW wrote:A real altruist would have just taken the reward of knowing they'd done a good deed; and turned down the free beer.

I tried that,his reply was " a deal is a deal"
He was very grateful. And truly I did not really think of the
whole picture till the next day and thought about what all went on [/quote]


better???

ragtopW wrote:

ragtopW wrote:A real altruist would have just taken the reward of knowing they'd done a good deed; and turned down the free beer.

I tried that,his reply was " a deal is a deal"
He was very grateful. And truly I did not really think of the
whole picture till the next day and thought about what all went on

better??? [/quote]


yeah... although maybe if you had tossed in a set of "Krispy Kreme" beads, the previous one could have stood.