Woman Tears off Boyfriend's Testicle

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Mr Play
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Post by Mr Play »

What a nut job!
It was a pleasure and a hell of an evening
Truly was our night to win
But the authorities insist on my leaving
Take care my American friend
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Post by jollymon345 »

This story is setting off my crap detector. The Sun is the UK version of the National Enquirer. Now if it is true how did the women pull the guys pants off and then manage to rip his nut off and him not fight it? I am not a doctor but I would imagine after it got ripped off there would be some blood but this chick just stuck it in her mouth like a breath mint! What about the guy who found it and gave it the guy and said, "I think this belongs to you". I am having a hard time believing this story.


If it is true then she needs to have her left t*t ripped off!
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Post by Mr Play »

Here's one that seems to have a little more credibility;
Cyberbabe is programmed to fake more than 2,000 types of orgasms in over 600 languages!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2005020376,00.html

Be sure to check out the video clips toward the bottom :wink:
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Truly was our night to win
But the authorities insist on my leaving
Take care my American friend
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Post by citcat »

To quote a line from one of my favorite movies: "Well, at least now he's got more room in his shorts!" :o :lol:
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When asked if she would do it agin, she said: "Yes, but only one more time"
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Post by RinglingRingling »

dean_siu wrote:That woman would be dead if she had been with me!
if you could get up off the floor to do something. I would recommend waiting.....

there is not a jury in the world that would convict you...
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Post by FarsideCobbPH »

Was this the same guy who had sex with a goat? :evil:
What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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Post by Cribiansol »

FarsideCobbPH wrote:Was this the same guy who had sex with a goat? :evil:

Don't know, the goats not talkin'
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Post by 7lords »

iuparrothead wrote:Yeah! You go girl!!! :P
:o Must warn all my single friends to stay away from Ann
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7lords wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:Yeah! You go girl!!! :P
:o Must warn all my single friends to stay away from Ann
You have friends?
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Post by rednekkPH »

Cribiansol wrote:
FarsideCobbPH wrote:Was this the same guy who had sex with a goat? :evil:

Don't know, the goats not talkin'
Ball gag maybe?
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