Man Admits Trying To Have Sex With Goat

dean_siu · Post by **dean_siu** » January 15, 2005 12:42 pm

I would think the goat would feel honored that a human wanted it as a sexual partner......I don't think too many goats ever have this opportunity in their lifetime!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » January 15, 2005 12:44 pm

dean_siu wrote:I would think the goat would feel honored that a human wanted it as a sexual partner......I don't think too many goats ever have this opportunity in their lifetime!

is that why Zanth gets misty-eyed when Monkeyboy comes around?

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » January 15, 2005 12:45 pm

How in the heck do you get caught doing this?
If youre' gonna have sex with a goat for you should at least have a good plan. And make sure you wear rubber boots so you can put their back legs in them to keep the goat from getting away.
um....At least I heard that somewhere

dean_siu · Post by **dean_siu** » January 15, 2005 12:45 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:is that why Zanth gets misty-eyed when Monkeyboy comes around?

I think so....its a match made in heaven!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » January 15, 2005 12:46 pm

sonofabeach wrote:How in the heck do you get caught doing this?
If youre' gonna have sex with a goat for you should at least have a good plan. And make sure you wear rubber boots so you can put their back legs in them to keep the goat from getting away.
um....At least I heard that somewhere

Duuuude... someone seems to have spent a bit too much time thinking this one out.. and it wasn't the guy getting charged with "attempted"...

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » January 15, 2005 12:47 pm

dean_siu wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:is that why Zanth gets misty-eyed when Monkeyboy comes around?
I think so....its a match made in heaven!

They probably do make a cute couple..

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » January 15, 2005 12:50 pm

I was really hoping none of you would find out about this...

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » January 15, 2005 12:51 pm

nycparrothead wrote:I was really hoping none of you would find out about this...

No secrets are safe on BN!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » January 15, 2005 12:52 pm

nycparrothead wrote:I was really hoping none of you would find out about this...

you know what they say about hope...

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » January 15, 2005 12:59 pm

buffettbride wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I was really hoping none of you would find out about this...
No secrets are safe on BN!

I see that... So, what's the gameplan when they find out about us?

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » January 15, 2005 12:59 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I was really hoping none of you would find out about this...
you know what they say about hope...

It floats?

FarsideCobbPH · Post by **FarsideCobbPH** » January 17, 2005 8:32 pm

Was he dating a shirt at the time and the goat ate it?