Here is the deal. This page is what some may percieve as EXTEAMLY offensive and tastless. If you fit that catagory... DO NOT go to this page. If you fit the catagory easily offended and overall up tight person and still go to the page despite my warning, don't post back here how much you hated it.
But hey! I'm talking to a bunch of Parrotheads and pirates. So what am I worried about?!
http://maddox.xmission.com/