Spaceballs quotes

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » January 14, 2005 12:06 pm

Since today is Friday, and Fridays should be fun. How about a little Spaceball quote session.

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » January 14, 2005 12:08 pm

We ain't found sh|t

a1aara · Post by **a1aara** » January 14, 2005 12:09 pm

Are you talking about the John Candy "Spaceballs" or the Adult feature "Spaceballs" that was released last year?

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » January 14, 2005 12:09 pm

a1aara wrote:Are you talking about the John Candy "Spaceballs" or the Adult feature "Spaceballs" that was released last year?

This is a family board.

(Adding new movie to my must rent list)

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » January 14, 2005 12:10 pm

Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Col. Sandurz: Now! You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."
Dark Helmet: What happened to "then?"
Col. Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now. We're at now "now."
Dark Helmet: Go back to "then."
Col. Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Col. Sandurz: Now?!
Dark Helmet: Now!
Col. Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Col. Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will "then" be "now?"
Col. Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Spaceball: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Spaceball: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Spaceball: It's the moon of Vega.
Col. Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Spaceball: Nineteen-hundred hours.
Col. Sandurz: Buy high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: Who?!

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » January 14, 2005 12:11 pm

Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello my ragtime gal...

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » January 14, 2005 12:12 pm

What's that coming out of her nose?
Spaceballs???
Oh sh!t, there goes the planet.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » January 14, 2005 12:13 pm

Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs II: The Search for More Money.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » January 14, 2005 12:14 pm

rednekkPH wrote:We ain't found sh|t

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » January 14, 2005 12:16 pm

It's Megamaid, sir! She's gone from s*** to Blow!

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » January 14, 2005 12:17 pm

I bet she gives great helmet.

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » January 14, 2005 12:18 pm

10, 9,8,6...
Hey, what happenen to 7?
Just kidding.

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » January 14, 2005 12:19 pm

Roland: One.
Dark Helmet: One.
Colonel Sandurz: One.
Roland: Two.
Dark Helmet: Two.
Colonel Sandurz: Two.
Roland: Three.
Dark Helmet: Three.
Colonel Sandurz: Three.
Roland: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four.
Colonel Sandurz: Four.
Roland: Five.
Dark Helmet: Five.
Colonel Sandurz: Five.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

Later:

President Scroobe: What's the combination?
Dark Helmet: One, Two, Three, Four, Five
President Scroobe: That's incredible! I have the same combination on my luggage!

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » January 14, 2005 12:19 pm

Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Lone Starr: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » January 14, 2005 12:20 pm

Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » January 14, 2005 12:20 pm

Spaceballs...the flamethrower!

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » January 14, 2005 12:20 pm

Lone Starr: Listen! We're not just doing this for money... We're doing it for a s*** LOAD of money!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » January 14, 2005 12:21 pm

Your Helmet is sooo big

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » January 14, 2005 12:21 pm

Lone Starr: What the hell was that noise?
Dot Matrix: That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » January 14, 2005 12:22 pm

Col. Sandurz: Lord Helmet!
Dark Helmet: What?!
Col. Sandurz: You're needed on the bridge, sir.
Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Col. Sandurz: Yes, sir.
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?!
Col. Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.