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I don't need an insanity test. I live with my twin 17yo sons who I'm going to kill, and no judge will convict me. He will realize that they drove me insane. There room was literally wall to wall laundry, absolutely nothing to wear. Clean clothes would get tossed in on top of this mess and if they were there longer then a day the boys would consider them dirty also. In it all were the snack plates, and half of my household towels. They would bring friends over, girls included and they would all hang out in this smelly mess and listen to music on the pc. I have locked them into the house and told them they can not leave until it's all washed, folded, put away in some reasonable order. Then they have to sweep their floor and put sheets on their beds. They got everything washed and started putting clothes onto the floor again. (I did quite a bit of the laundry for them) They now have a friend over and are trying to get out of the house without me checking the room. They actually tried shoving everything under the bed and into the closet. Aaargh. Murder is too good for them. Do males ever grow out of this phase.

OceanCityGirl wrote:I don't need an insanity test. I live with my twin 17yo sons who I'm going to kill, and no judge will convict me. He will realize that they drove me insane. There room was literally wall to wall laundry, absolutely nothing to wear. Clean clothes would get tossed in on top of this mess and if they were there longer then a day the boys would consider them dirty also. In it all were the snack plates, and half of my household towels. They would bring friends over, girls included and they would all hang out in this smelly mess and listen to music on the pc. I have locked them into the house and told them they can not leave until it's all washed, folded, put away in some reasonable order. Then they have to sweep their floor and put sheets on their beds. They got everything washed and started putting clothes onto the floor again. (I did quite a bit of the laundry for them) They now have a friend over and are trying to get out of the house without me checking the room. They actually tried shoving everything under the bed and into the closet. Aaargh. Murder is too good for them. Do males ever grow out of this phase.

No.............get a brew or 12

I'm drinking the leftover eggnog with a shot of the Captain. I'm not usually uptight about the bedroom. It's just that I would like two towels the same color. And I'd like my socks back that they stole and took into the black hole. And I finally threw them out of here. I'm such a pushover and they know it.
Oh, and they got money off of me before they left.

OceanCityGirl wrote:I'm drinking the leftover eggnog with a shot of the Captain. I'm not usually uptight about the bedroom. It's just that I would like two towels the same color. And I'd like my socks back that they stole and took into the black hole. And I finally threw them out of here. I'm such a pushover and they know it.
Oh, and they got money off of me before they left.

did u laff at the car deal????

Yep, it cracked me up. I'm trying to remember where else I heard that voice from. Thank God it's Friday.

too funny

My birds raise hell about this and the dogs wonder what is wrong with my computer. I just LMAO!
Good one, AQ!

that's some funny sh*t

My wife made me bookmark it.....

Now I wanna practice and learn how to do the voice...........

IsleReef wrote:Now I wanna practice and learn how to do the voice...........

You are a sick man Vinnie. I like that about you!!!

ragtopW wrote:

IsleReef wrote:Now I wanna practice and learn how to do the voice...........

You are a sick man Vinnie. I like that about you!!!

Do you realize how many people I can annoy once I get that down???? It will be priceless............ First one to road test it on will be the wife......

I passed with flying colors.

Of course this computer has no speakers...

my Mom about SPEWed pretty funny

I almost choked on a pringle I was laughing so hard.